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Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
Ursula Andress (4-0-0 Pts. 187 Avg. 46.75)
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Tuesday Weld (3-1-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 47.25)
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Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon
Elke Sommer (3-0-0 Pts. 161 Avg. 53.67)
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Dyan Cannon (1-2-0 Pts. 114 Avg. 38.00)
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Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg
Mary Ure (0-3-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 20.67)
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Jean Seberg (0-3-0 Pts. 60 Avg. 20.00)
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Maureen O’Hara vs Joan Blondell
Maureen O’Hara (6-0-0 Pts. 336 Avg. 56.00)
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Joan Blondell (0-6-0 Pts. 125 Avg. 20.83)
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So I’m here, where’s my paycheck?
Results from 4/10/2026
| Cecilie Thomsen | No Preference | Tsai Chin |
|---|---|---|
| 168 | 0 | 39 |
| (11) Denise Richards | No Preference | Karin Dor |
|---|---|---|
| 138 | 2 | 70 |
Matches for 4/17/2026
Match 1
(8) Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs (3) Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| (8) Jill St. John | 4 – 1 – 0 | 752 – 4 – 388 |
Actress: Jill St. John Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| (3) Sophie Marceau | 5 – 0 – 0 | 755 – 5 – 350 |
Actress: Sophie Marceau Nationality: French Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.
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Match 2
(2) Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| (2) Jacqueline Bisset | 5 – 0 – 0 | 778 – 0 – 236 |
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| Serena Scott Thomas | 1 – 4 – 0 | 334 – 15 – 656 |
Actress: Serena Scott Thomas Nationality: English Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”
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Sydney Sweeney vs Victoria Justice
Sydney Sweeney (4-0-0 Pts.343 Avg. 85.75)
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Victoria Justice (2-2-0 Pts. 163 Avg. 40.75)
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Back from Vegas and back to work!
Results fro 2/4/2026
| Talisa Soto | No Preference | Carole Bouquet |
|---|---|---|
| 112 | 2 | 104 |
| (3) Eva Green | No Preference | Lynn-Holly Johnson |
|---|---|---|
| 154 | 2 | 62 |
New Matches for 2/18/2026
Match 1
(5) Ana d’ Armas (Paloma) vs Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios)
| Contestant | Record | Total Points |
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| (5) Ana d’ Armas | 5 – 1 – 0 | 843 – 10 – 388 |
Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988) is a Cuban-Spanish actress. She portrayed the Bond Girl Paloma in No Time to Die.
An agent of the CIA, James Bond, meets Paloma at the El Nido Bar after agreeing to Felix Leiter‘s request to go there in order to retrieve the scientist Valdo Obruchev, who has been captured by SPECTRE from a MI6 laboratory. To Bond’s bemusement, Paloma tells him that she has had only three weeks of training, though she nevertheless seems confident in her skills. She works together with Bond to infiltrate the party which is being held in the bar, though it turns out to secretly be a trap to capture and kill Bond. Bond ends up in a spotlight and sprayed with nanobots created from Project Heracles, though it ultimately transpires that Obruchev reprogrammed the nanobots to kill members of SPECTRE instead. In the ensuing chaos, Bond and Paloma manage to capture Obruchev, evading Nomi, an MI6 agent who had been sent with the same objective.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| Catherina Murino | 3 – 3 – 0 | 758 – 9 – 494 |
Actress: Catherina Murino Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.
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Match 2
Monica Bellucci (Lucia Sciarra) vs (12) Olga Kurylenko (Camile Montes)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| Monica Bellucci | 3 – 3 – 0 | 557 – 23 – 624 |
Born Monica Anna Maria Bellucci
30 September 1964 (age 60)
Città di Castello, Umbria, ItalyOccupations Actressfashion model Instructed by his former superior M, James Bond is assigned to trace notorious assassin Marco Sciarra, kill him, and attend his funeral, knowing his womanizing ways will get him the answers he needs there rather from the assassin himself. Bond travels to Mexico and successfully kills Sciarra, failing his plan of targeting a stadium for a terrorist attack.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
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| (12) Olga Kurylenko | 5 – 1 – 0 | 644 – 9 – 358 |
Actress: Olga Kurylenko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.
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Walrus has returned, but jetlagged so voting remain open.
Match 1 Barbara Carrera (Fatima Blush) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash) Match 2 Valeria Leon (Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist) vs Halle Berry (Jinx)
