Bond Girlathon : Results 11/27/2024 : New matches for 12/4/2024

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. We move on .

Results

Britt EklandNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
222222
1-1-00-2-0

Madelaine SmithNo PreferenceMaud Adams
1140108
2-0-01-1-0

Week of 12/4/2024

Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)

ContestantRecordTotal Score
Carmen du Sautoy0 – 1 – 019 – 1 – 40
Saide

Actress:Carmen du Sautoy
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

Carmen du Sautoy

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Score
Barbara Bach1 – 0 – 074 – 0 – 17
Anya Amasova

Actress:Barbara Bach
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

Anya Amasova, code name ‘Triple X’, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.

Barbara Bach

Who do you prefer?
74 votes · 74 answers

Francoise Thierry (Chew Mee) vs Sue Vanner (Log Cabin Girl)

ContestantRecordTotal Score
Francoise Thierry1 – 0 – 040 – 1 – 19
Chew Mee

Actress:Francoise Therry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

Francoise Thierry

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Score
Sue Vanner0 – 1 – 017 – 0 – 74
Log Cabin Girl

Actress:Sue Vanner
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond’s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said “But James, I need you.”, to which Bond replied “So does England.” After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.

Sue Vanner

Who do you prefer?
70 votes · 70 answers

Since we are back. Updates.

Finally. Let us hope this fix last for a long time.

So with the disruption we are off stride and will need to get back on pace.

Schedule.

Tuesdays will see the return of the Caption This! posts.

Wednesdays will see continuation of the Bond Girlathon where we left off.

Thursdays. By a scant margin of 3 votes out of 271 cast we will see the continuation of the Cartoons and Memes feature.

Fridays. Friday Classic Funny will be back and hopefuly there will be the return of “What’s Walrus Building?” which is finally a thing again.

Saturdays. Cartoon and Memes galore will be back.

Sundays. Go to church man.

Mondays. Babesleaga will resume where we left off.

So that brings you all up to date. Hopefully all they casual users and voters will refind us and we can get back to normal.

11

Democrat Politics Are a Perfect Storm

FEMA is Out of Money for U.S. Hurricane Victims After Its $640 Million in Migrant Funding
Shore News Network | 10/3/24

While FEMA scrambles to find funding for hurricane survivors, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has just allocated over $640 million to assist with the arrival of noncitizen migrants. Yes, you read that right. Of that amount, $300 million will be distributed through the State and Local Assistance Program (SSP-A), while $340.9 million is set aside for competitive funding.

What does “competitive funding” mean? Competing with whom or what?

… While Congress did recently approve a $20 billion boost to FEMA’s disaster relief fund, it’s clear that this won’t be enough to cover the costs of recovery, especially with more storms on the horizon. Mayorkas was blunt: “We do not have the funds to make it through the season, and another hurricane is imminent.”

Voting Heads Up

Just wanted to warn everyone that the displays of the votes in our contests are lagging a bit. All votes are being tabulated but what is being displayed are incorrect current totals. Don’t worry, your votes are being counted and will be there in the final totals. Probably another artifact of our recent troubles with the site. Please excuse the inconvenience.

Babesleaga Group AC : Week 1 : Results and Standings

Some more interruptions but we got the week in. Hopefully our troubles are behind us.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
94 votes · 94 answers

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106 votes · 106 answers

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113 votes · 113 answers

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103 votes · 103 answers

Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Marilu Henner1 – 0 – 08484.002984.00-29.00
Valerie Bertinelli1 – 0 – 07676.003076.00-30.00
Meredith Baxter1 – 0 – 07373.003073.00-30.00
Elizabeth Berkley1 – 0 – 06666.002866.00-28.00
Nancy McKeon0 – 1 – 03030.007330.00-73.00
Judy Landers0 – 1 – 03030.007630.00-76.00
Suzanne Somers0 – 1 – 02929.008429.00-84.00
Judith Light0 – 1 – 02828.006628.00-66.00

Week 2

  • 10:00 am Judy Landers vs Marilu Henner
  • 2:00 pm Elizabeth Berkley vs Suzanne Somers
  • 6:00 pm Varlerie Bertinelli vs Nancy McKeon
  • 8:00 pm Judith Light vs Meredith Baxter

Babesleaga Group AB : Final Results and Standings

Despite some technical difficulties our latest group has finished and we have our winner.

Selena Gomez

Congratulations to Selena Gomez on a well earned 7 and 0 record.

Results

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64 votes · 64 answers

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99 votes · 99 answers

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86 votes · 86 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Selena Gomez7 – 0 – 059685.1415385.14-21.85
Camila Cabello6 – 1 – 054377.5717977.57-25.57
Taylor Swift5 – 2 – 047968.4228068.42-40.00
Billie Eilish4 – 3 – 037052.8534052.85-48.57
Iggy Azalea2 – 4 – 131645.1436645.14-52.28
Miley Cyrus2 – 4 – 130844.0039544.00-56.42
Doja Cat1 – 6 – 014020.0050020.00-71.42
Megan Thee Stallion0 – 7 – 07610.8559310.85-84.71

New, Group AC for all you guys of a certain age. You know who you are.

Week 1

  • 10:00 am Judith Light vs Elizabeth Berkley
  • 2:00 pm Judy Landers vs Valerie Bertinelli
  • 6:00 pm Marilu Henner vs Suzanne Somers
  • 8:00 pm Meredith Baxter vs Nancy McKeon

Emu to go on Holiday

Yes friends, The. Emu. is going on Holiday for awhile. But not to worry, security around here will now fall to some of his “Southern” cousins. Ladies and Gents, the Cassies.

Ya’ll play nice and no one gets hurts.

Friday Classic Funny

“Good morning Mr. Walrus. What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on?”

“Looks like WordPress is going bonkers. Slow at times, sometimes just not working.”

“Any idea why?”

“I’m blaming Russian hackers trying to give cover to the FBI to make them think this is to help Trump get elected when it is really a psyop to help Harris, Putin’s prefered choice.”

“That is devious.”

“That’s the Russians for you.”

That’s it for today. WordPress just keeps cycling and won’t let me load anything more. Hope they fix it soon. Help us Basil, not Basil, you’re our only hope!

Bond Girlathon : Results from 8/28/2024 New matches for 9/4/2024

Our new feature is up and running and I hope everyone is enjoying it. We have the voting results and the next two matches for your enjoyment.

8/28/2024

Diana RiggAngela ScoularNo Preference
349280

8/28/2024

Jane SeymourCatherine SchellNo Preference
268842

Matches for 9/4/2024

Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) VS Madeline Smith (Miss Caruso)

Rosie Carver

Actress:Gloria Hendry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

Gloria Hendry

VS

Miss Caruso

Actress:Madeline Smith
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian’s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.

Madeline Smith

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Who do you prefer?
61 votes · 61 answers

Maud Adams (Octopussy / Andrea Anders) vs Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight)

Octopussy
Andrea Anders

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Maud Adams

VS

Mary Goodnight

Actress:Britt Ekland
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.

Britt Ekland

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Who do you prefer?
59 votes · 59 answers

Bond Girlathon August 28, 2024

Hi guys. It looks like Mr. Walrus has chosen me to host the new feature, Bond Girlathon. I think I would have made a good Bond girl, don’t you think? Hehe.

Here is the format for the matches. There will be two a week until every girl has played every girl once. There are 81 girls broken into 2 divisions. The top 16 in each division will then play in the Championship tournament which will be single elimination.

The voting for these matches wil be ranked preference with you choosing how strongly you prefer either contestant. It will be on a scale of 1 to 4. Also, for you men who can’t choose, there will also be a no preference option. Let’s see how that works out.

So here we have our opening two matches.

Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) VS Anegla Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)

Teresa di Vicenzo

Actress:Diana Rigg
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

Diana Rigg

VS

Ruby Bartlett

Angela Scoular
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.

Angela Scoular

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Who do you prefer?
99 votes · 99 answers

Jane Seymour (Solitaire) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)

Solitaire

Actress:Jane Seymour
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.

Jane Seymour

VS

Nancy

Actress:Catherine Schell
Nationality:Hungarian
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Catherine Schell

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Who do you prefer?
103 votes · 103 answers

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 4 : Megan Thee Stallion vs Billie Eilish

Good afternoon.

Megan Thee Stallion vs Billie Eilish

Megan Thee Stallion (0-3-0 Pts.45 Avg. 15.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Iggy Azalea 14-81
  • Week 2 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-110
  • Week 3 Lost to Doja Cat 22-49

    VS

    Billie Eilish (2-1-0 Pts. 182 Avg. 60.67)

    • Week 1 Defeated Doja Cat 80-28
    • Week 2 Defeated Iggy Azalea 58-53
    • Week 3 Lost to aylor Swift 44-70

    This poll is no longer accepting votes

    Who do you prefer?
    94 votes · 94 answers

    SI Swimsuit Madness : Winner of One Loss Bracket Match : Championship Final Match

    This is it. The final showdown. We have a rematch so we will see if any voters change their minds in a second go round.

    One Loss Bracket Match

    Christen Harper 116 Defeated Paige Vanzant 86

    This poll is no longer accepting votes

    Who do you prefer?
    78 votes

    Championship Match

    Kate Upton vs Christen Harper

    Kate Upton

    • Round 1 Match 20 Defeated Kate Bock 155-58
    • Round 2 Match 58 Defeated Josephine Skriver 156-28
    • Round 3 Match 85 Defeated Hilary Rhoda 150-62
    • Round 4 Match 107 Defeated Kristen Louelle 152-39
    • Round 5 Match 120 Defeated Paige Vanzant 122-37
    • Round 6 Match 123 Defeated Christen Harper 157-73

    VS

    Christen Harper

    • Round 1 Match 10 Defeated Chrissy Tiegen 208-18
    • Round 2 Match 53 Defeated Chase Carter 148-43
    • Round 3 Match 83 Defeated Dominique Piek 122-45
    • Round 4 Match 106 Defeated Hailey Clauson 112-56
    • Round 5 Match 119 Defeated Alyssa Miller 94-38
    • Round 6 Match 123 Lost to Kate Upton 73-157
    • Round 7 Match 125 Defeated Paige Vanzant 116-86

    This poll is no longer accepting votes

    Who do you prefer?
    73 votes

    Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift

    Good evening

    Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift

    Billie Eilish (2-0-0 Pts. 138 Avg. 69.00)

    • Week 1 Defeated Doja Cat 80-28
    • Week 2 Defeated Iggy Azalea 58-53

    VS

    Taylor Swift (2-0-0 Pts 180 Avg. 90.00)

    • Week 1 Defeated Miley Cyrus 83-21
    • Week 2 Defeated Doja Cat 97-25

    This poll is no longer accepting votes

    Who do you prefer?
    114 votes · 114 answers

    Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion

    Good Afternoon.

    Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion

    Doja Cat (0-2-0 Pts. 51 Avg. 25.50)

    • Week 1 Lost to Billie Eilish 28-80
    • Week 2 Lost to Taylor Swift 25-97

    VS

    Megan Thee Stallion (0-2-0 Pts. 23 Avg. 11.50)

    • Week 1 Lost to Iggy Azalea 14-81
    • Week 2 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-110

    This poll is no longer accepting votes

    Who do you prefer?
    71 votes · 71 answers

    Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

    Check out our Thursday Cartoon and Meme voting.

    “Good evening Mr. Walrus”

    “Good evening Miss Cardinale, dressed for bed?”

    “Yes.”

    “Why?”

    “I’m tired.”

    “No, why are you dressed?”

    Winner

    6.

    This week.

    1.

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

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    Which one is funniest?
    231 votes · 231 answers