And, if you did, would the IRS just laugh it off?

Rep. Ilhan Omar blames ‘discrepancy’ on financial disclosures listing $30M net worth – insists she’s not a millionaire
NY Post | 4/18/26 | Anna Young

Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar blamed an accounting “discrepancy” for errors in a financial disclosure that listed her net worth at up to $30 million – while doubling down that she is not a millionaire, a report said.

The lefty “Squad” lawmaker – facing fraud probe calls from President Trump – insisted the initial figures in a disclosure filed last May were completely off-base, as an amended filing now shows shared assets with her husband of up to just $95,000, according to The Wall Street Journal.

“The amended disclosure confirms what we’ve said all along: The congresswoman is not a millionaire,” her spokesperson, Jacklyn Rogers, told the outlet.

“The congresswoman amended her disclosures voluntarily as soon as the discrepancy was identified.”

Previous equipment failure crash was not listed on federal record of driver in fatal 9 vehicle pile up

CDL Life | April 17, 2026

An investigation by ABC6 shows that a two-year old crash involving equipment failure was not listed on the federal record of a truck driver recently charged with vehicular homicide for a 9 vehicle pile up crash. 

The pile up crash happened on Interstate 71 on the evening of April 11th in Delaware, Ohio. when truck driver Modou Ngom did not hit the brakes before crashing into a line of slowed traffic in a construction zone. A family of three was killed in the crash. 

According to ABC6, Ngom was involved in a crash in the same county in Ohio in 2024 that was not listed on his federal record. That crash reportedly involved equipment failure that sent his drive shaft into the car behind him. The motorist in that crash alleges that Ngom refused to pay for the damages. 

Ngom has had 11 violations since 2024, which include low tire pressure and an inoperable turn signal – both discovered during roadside inspections. Ngom is an owner operator, and both his truck and trailer are registered to an apartment along James Road. 

The Public Utilities Commission of Ohio has visited his apartment in an attempt to conduct a compliance investigation as requested by the FMCSA, but were unable to complete the investigation.  

Wait … what?

Photos redacted due to universal disgust.

The only question is: where? The options seem to be random.

Apostrophes have been done to death in names. How about a “Greater Than” symbol?

Can you put an Accent Ague and an Accent Grave over the same vowel? I might like to try that. Might turn out kinda musical.

The damned text obscures her pundit credentials.

I don’t know if you’re aware of who you get when you have Hillary on the phone, . . .

We interrupt the usual levity on IMAO for a late-breaking bulletin:

Has the Tisza government in Hungary appointed its education minister?
Daily News Hungary | 4/17/26

Well, has it? In one word.

I’m going to mint a new word:

teradactyl (trillion-fingered)

Examples:

“The Government is a teradactyl menace.”

“Oppo, whenever we’re in the back seat of your 2004 Ford Focus wagon you turn absolutely teradactyl!”

Democrat Candidate Calls For Banning MAGA From Internet As ‘Punishment’ For Trump Votes
The Daily Caller | April 7, 2026 | Harold Hutchison

A Democratic candidate for a seat in the Georgia House of Representatives said supporters of President Donald Trump should not be allowed to post anything online for four years.

Suzanna Karatassos is running for a Georgia House seat currently held by Republican state Rep. Houston Gaines . . . . Karatassos, who calls herself a “progressive fighter” on her Instagram page, said in a since-deleted video that when Democrats begin “rebuilding” America, Trump supporters should face “punishment” for their votes.

“When this is all over and Trump’s gone and Democrats are back in charge and we’re rebuilding everything, the punishment for MAGA for voting for Trump three times needs to be they remove their internet access for four years,” Karatassos said. “That they cannot post videos or comments on social media for four straight years, so that none of us are subjected to their lies and misinformation while we are rebuilding the chaos that they caused the whole world and America gets to be without their BS online for 4 straight years.”

“Can we all agree to this?” she concluded in the video, which was shared on social media by other users after the candidate deleted the original.

In his Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi states in the final chapter:

“If you know something, you know something. If you do not know something, it does not exist in your world. In the universe, no-thing-ness is not a thing that is true and not a thing that is not true.” 

So there.

“Whoever it is, we’re against it.”

Liberal Group Warns That Trump Could Have Two More Supreme Court Picks
The New York Times | April 3, 2026 | Reid Epstein

For now, none of the nine Supreme Court justices have announced plans to retire . . .

That isn’t stopping Demand Justice from preparing a multimillion-dollar effort to oppose potential Trump Supreme Court appointees before they happen — with a warning that Mr. Trump could be replacing two justices this year.

…

Josh Orton, the president of Demand Justice, said the project would cost $3 million to start and $15 million more if vacancies occurred and Mr. Trump nominated a successor to the court.

Either the $18 million would be ineffective, or it would be used to bribe senators effectively.

It’s still unclear who ordered the dumpster full of gravel.