EU Considering Rule That Will Force Taxpayers To Stand Behind Non-Taxpayers and Fan Them With Giant Ostrich-Feather Fans Posted by Oppo on 1 July 2026, 11:00 am 1
The Emu: “That’s racist. My feathers are just as good and I’m about ready to ostrichize that bastid.” 3 Reply to this comment
Official statement from the privileged- “No migrants will be used in this way – the optics are terrible (and we don’t trust them behind us)” 3 Reply to this comment
Subsection B.3 also states that all non-taxpayers must stand between the feather fans and wind power turbines. 1 Reply to this comment
The Emu:
“That’s racist. My feathers are just as good and I’m about ready to ostrichize that bastid.”
Official statement from the privileged- “No migrants will be used in this way – the optics are terrible (and we don’t trust them behind us)”
Ostriches are pretty big, how big are giant ostriches? Egads.
Coulda sworn that was already part of Shari’a law somewhere over there ….
Subsection B.3 also states that all non-taxpayers must stand between the feather fans and wind power turbines.