…they’ll be “sentient” to the market, and to the liquor store, and to charge themselves at the charging station… 2 Reply to this comment
The Transformers are still mad as hell to this day over Michael demanding they wear kippahs during filming. 2 Reply to this comment
If my car becomes sentient I think I’d be able to convince it to run some uber gig work on the side in exchange for trips to the bikini car wash. If anything so it didn’t have to hang out in the boring old parking lot while I’m at work. 3 Reply to this comment
…blah blah blah… you only like me for my body… blah blah… when we get to Cleveland get out… (Later) …ohhhhh baby, buff that wax good baby, now oil my pistons and drive me hard and fast fast faster ohhhh Dodge… 1 Reply to this comment
I assume it will be able to identify the proper apex and racing lines for all the roads in town. 2 Reply to this comment
After further thought of a major brainstorm and another nightmare, a Sentient Car would make an excellent Clown Car for people going to The Big Tent Party. 🎪 Reply to this comment
I might wind up appreciating the government-mandated kill switch, depending on who it tries to run over. 3 Reply to this comment
I suspect my Highlander will start beheading other cars shouting “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!” 2 Reply to this comment
….that would be great as long as it isn’t a “Karen Car”….
be my luck. 😩
…they’ll be “sentient” to the market, and to the liquor store, and to charge themselves at the charging station…
Call David Hasselhoff?
…contact it immediately about its extended warranty.
I shall name her… Christine.
Women drivers will constantly be asked to show me your boobs first.
…it’s gonna want to change the music selections constantly…
… Michael Bay will be vindicated at last.
The Transformers are still mad as hell to this day over Michael demanding they wear kippahs during filming.
… flames aren’t the only things that it will burst into …
I’m sure I’ll get an earful every time I fart in the seat.
If my car becomes sentient I think I’d be able to convince it to run some uber gig work on the side in exchange for trips to the bikini car wash.
If anything so it didn’t have to hang out in the boring old parking lot while I’m at work.
…blah blah blah… you only like me for my body… blah blah… when we get to Cleveland get out…
(Later) …ohhhhh baby, buff that wax good baby, now oil my pistons and drive me hard and fast fast faster ohhhh Dodge…
You’ll be able to tell it to STFU with the seatbelt warning.
I’ll save a bundle because I will no longer have to tip the valet.
I pray to God it doesn’t sound like my Mother.
I assume it will be able to identify the proper apex and racing lines for all the roads in town.
Then that would make one of us.
After further thought of a major brainstorm and another nightmare, a Sentient Car would make an excellent Clown Car for people going to The Big Tent Party. 🎪
I might wind up appreciating the government-mandated kill switch, depending on who it tries to run over.
I suspect my Highlander will start beheading other cars shouting “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!”