Straight Line of the Day: Chapter Titles for Upcoming Children’s Book “Oppo the Coppo in the Land of No-Knock Warrants”

Chapter One: A Study in Scarlett Johansson

Chapter Two: The Mysterious Case of CornPop

Chapter Three: Joe Biden: The Hound of the Baskin-Robbins

Chapter Four: A New Hope

Chapter Five: The Adventure of the Copper Breeches

Chapter Six: The Maltese Millennium Falcon

Chapter Seven: The Big Sheep

Cartoons and Memes

“Mr. Walrus, we seem to be missing some things!”

“I’m working on it.”

“Getting them back?”

“Being more selective on what comes off.”

Winner

10.

This week.

10.