Chapter One: A Study in Scarlett Johansson
Chapter Two: The Mysterious Case of CornPop
Chapter Three: Joe Biden: The Hound of the Baskin-Robbins
Chapter Four: A New Hope
Chapter Five: The Adventure of the Copper Breeches
Chapter Six: The Maltese Millennium Falcon
Chapter Seven: The Big Sheep
“Oppo Breaks Down the Door to the Wrong Place Again “
The door started it. You all saw it!
Chapter Eight: If the interns don’t fit you must acquit.
And Then There Were Pun
“A Squatter Is Caught While Squatting (Awkward)”
“Oppo-ration Petticoat”
“Oppo Has a Mysterious Body-Cam Malfunction Again”
Starting the day with a feather of the Emu that bit you
Chapter 8: The Big Sleep – The Biden Years
Lies, damned lies, and statistics (The totally made up tale of how I padded my resume)
Dude, where my pants?
A tale of an ambitious ambiguous typo
“The Big Wooden Table Round by the Station Is Indicted for Police Brutality”