“So you want to abolish an agency that found 151,000 children. You want to abolish an agency that seized enough fentanyl to kill every American three times over again. You want to abolish an agency that is attacking sex trafficking” ~~ Tom Homon
Archive of entries posted on August 2026
Straight Line of the Day: I Keep Confusing NASCAR With NASDAC. What’s the Difference?
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 7 : Morgan Fairchild vs Kelly Preston
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Morgan Fairchild vs Kelly Preston
Morgan Fairchild (3-3-0 Pts. 265 Avg. 44.17)
- Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 36-63
- Week 2 Lost to Teri Garr 47-48
- Week 3 Defeated Goldie Hawn 50-33
- Week 4 Defeated Geena Davis 61-32
- Week 5 Defeated Sela Ward 46-41
- Week 6 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-50
VS
Kelly Preston (1-5-0 Pts. 194 Avg. 32.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49
- Week 2 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-61
- Week 3 Defeated Geena Davis 45-32
- Week 4 Lost to Teri Garr 26-62
- Week 5 Lost to Goldie Hawn 33-48
- Week Lost to Markie Post 23-50
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 7 : Geena Davis vs Markie Post
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Geena Davis vs Markie Post
Geena Davis (0-6-0 Pts. 188 Avg. 31.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46
- Week 2 Lost to Sela Ward 40-53
- Week 3 Lost to Kelly Preston 32-45
- Week 4 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 32-61
- Week 5 Lost to Heather Thomas 24-60
- Week 6 Lost to Teri Garr 17-51
VS
Markie Post (6-0-0 Pts. 331 Avg. 55.17)
- Week 1 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 63-36
- Week 2 Defeated Goldie Hawn 59-33
- Week 3 Defeated Heather Thomas 54-34
- Week 4 Defeated Sela Ward 53-36
- Week 5 Defeated Teri Garr 52-34
- Week 6 Defeated Kelly Preston 50-23
Quote of the Day
“I think the most annoying thing about these people — not the worst thing in a moral/intellectual sense, just the most annoying thing — is how cliched and boring they are to anyone who knows anything about this stuff. These are not edgy, new, exciting positions. This crap was in the streets and sitting in crumbled pamphlets in coffee houses in the 1960s, 1930s, heck in the 1890s. It’s just weak-minded radical cosplay for people who think incanting stale ideas makes you transgressive and cool if your audience already agrees with you or if they’re even more ignorant than you. She’s just an academic version of Hasan Piker and no more impressive.” ~~ Jonah Goldberg
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 7 : Teri Garr vs Goldie Hawn
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Teri Garr vs Goldie Hawn
Teri Garr (4-2-0 Pts. 276 Avg. 46.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Heather Thomas 29-47
- Week 2 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 48-47
- Week 3 Defeated Sela Ward 53-34
- Week 4 Defeated Kelly Preston 62-26
- Week 5 Lost to Markie Post 34-52
- Week 6 Defeated Geena Davis 51-17
VS
Goldie Hawn (2-4-0 Pts. 222 Avg. 37.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43
- Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 33-59
- Week 3 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 33-50
- Week 4 Lost to Heather Thomas 30-61
- Week 5 Defeated Kelly Preston 48-33
- Week 6 Lost to Sela Ward 32-37
Straight Line of the Day: You’ve Been Asked To Chair an Emergency Meeting of Superheroes — What’s Your First Item on the Agenda?
Hate Has No Home Here
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 7 : Sela Ward vs Heather Thomas
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Sela Ward vs Heather Thomas
Sela Ward (3-3-0 Pts. 250 Avg. 41.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Kelly Preston 49-42
- Week 2 Defeated Geena Davis 53-40
- Week 3 Lost to Teri Garr 34-53
- Week 4 Lost to Markie Post 36-53
- Week 5 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 41-46
- Week 6 Defeated Goldie Hawn 37-32
VS
Heather Thomas (5-1-0 Pts.313 Avg. 52.17)
- Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29
- Week 2 Defeated Kelly Preston 61-25
- Week 3 Lost to Markie Post 34-54
- Week 4 Defeated Goldie Hawn 61-30
- Week 5 Defeated Geena Davis 60-24
- Week 6 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 50-25
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 6 : Results and Standings
We enter the final week. Just a reminder that we will be having a winners group for this Division following the final week
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 6 – 0 – 0 | 331 | 55.17 | 196 | 55.17 – 32.67 |
| Heather Thomas | 5 – 1 – 0 | 313 | 52.17 | 186 | 52.17 – 31.00 |
| Teri Garr | 4 – 2 – 0 | 276 | 46.00 | 223 | 46.00 – 37.17 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 3 – 3 – 0 | 265 | 44.17 | 267 | 44.17 – 44.50 |
| Sela Ward | 3 – 3 – 0 | 250 | 41.67 | 266 | 41.67 – 44.33 |
| Goldie Hawn | 2 – 4 – 0 | 222 | 37.00 | 283 | 37.00 – 47.17 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 5 – 0 | 194 | 32.33 | 302 | 32.33 – 50.33 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 6 – 0 | 188 | 31.33 | 316 | 31.33 – 52.67 |
Week 7
- 10:00 am Sela Ward vs Heaather Thomas
- 2:00 pm Teri Garr vs Goldie Hawn
- 6:00 pm Geena Davis vs Markie Post
- 8:00 pm Morgan Fairchild vs Kelly Preston
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
Quote of the Day
Our best guess is that Democrats are more likely than Republicans to do this because for most Democrats, their only interest is getting and keeping government power. They love government and want to control its every lever. And if that means pretending to be a normie for the rube voters, so be it. ~~ I & I Staff Editorial
