Visitors to IMAO should purchase insurance and examine the policy rather than assuming every emergency is covered. Useful protections may include emergency medical treatment, medical evacuation, trip interruption, weather disruption, and assistance after theft.
Visitors should still establish prices before accepting transportation, tours, merchandise, or other services.
The State Department specifically recommends that visitors to IMAO not open their doors unless they know who is outside.
Visitors should avoid counting cash publicly.
Visitors should obtain drinks directly from bartenders or servers and avoid accepting open beverages from strangers.
Anyone who begins feeling unexpectedly disoriented or physically ill should alert a trusted companion or venue employee immediately and seek medical assistance.
Americans who do not own firearms should pay particular attention to IMAO’s weapons laws.
Family members at home should receive a copy of the website visit itinerary, including log-in details, any links followed, and planned comment postings. Visitors should carry only the cash and cards they expect to use that day.
Americans who do not own firearms should avail themselves of the nearest exit.
If it’s out tuck it in. If it’s in stick it out.
This explains why all the newcomers keep doing the hokey-pokey.
Oh, and do not feed the Emu.
https://chatgpt.com/s/m_6a57cf34c4a08191b7809a609afdbb82
… or wedgie the Emu.
Ohhh so were just making up rules as we go along then eh?
Oh, Emu wedgies are tight!
Do their long necks make atomic wedgies easier or harder? Further study required.
The “Do Not Enter” sign on the door to the Intern Dormitory DOES apply to you!
Since when?
As far as visiting IMAO, common sense doesn’t enter into it…
It is vital that IMAO visitors and newcomers carefully re-read comments of “seasoned commentors” while holding a Bible and a loaded gun.