A Follow-Up on a Sour Not-So-Green Clean Up in Sweetwater
Hot Air | 07/09/2026 | Beege WelbornBy 2050, the estimated total boundary area required for 1.5 million wind turbines is expected to reach 3.1 to 4.6 million square kilometers – the combined size of India and Argentina.
The obvious question regarding this transition—with its towering turbine skeletons, virtually indestructible composite blades, and billions of solar panels—is this: Just where will all this metal, silicon and concrete be buried?
Probably throw in a few battery-powered everythings, as well.
Bury ‘em where they fall, as a warning to others…
Bury them up some liberal’s Arse.
Turn the big wind turbine blades into mini pinwheels. We can make pinwheel farms in our yards to power our landscape lighting.
Sock monkeys.
You know why.
Use them for the border wall.
This is just the stuff we need to start terraforming Mars.
Green energy waste? Burn it.
Ship it back to the country of origin, and make sure that you recover the deposit…
Turn them into plow shears.
Wasn’t he the hero in the St. Pepper & The Lonely Hearts Club Band story?
How Can We Recycle All The Sustainable Energy Waste?
Well, we can’t.
It is surprisingly similar to the Romans salting the fields of the conquered …
… and much worse than “climate change”.
Carbonfibro delenda est
“Est umundus furybundus.
Oop! Forgot, you don’t speak latin.”
-Steve Martin
Q. How can we recycle all the sustainable energy waste? A. Why would you ask me??
In the Greta Thunberg Memorial Landfill.
Plow dare you?!
Don’t worry, Bowser will acquire them for use on his fleet.