Straight Line of the Day: What Can We Do With Really Old Congress Members Who Refuse To Retire? Posted by Oppo on 14 July 2026, 12:00 pm
Elect them to the Congressional Hall of Fame, then send them out on a never-ending victory tour… Reply to this comment
Put them on the Agriculture Committee and send them for a “tour” of the Soylent factory. Reply to this comment
Elect them to the Congressional Hall of Fame, then send them out on a never-ending victory tour…
Send them to Carrousel…
something something…kayak…something something…Alaska…something something
Send ‘em to the corn field
Send them on “fact finding” mission to an ice floe.
Put them on the Agriculture Committee and send them for a “tour” of the Soylent factory.