Straight Line of the Day: What Can We Do With Really Old Congress Members Who Refuse To Retire? Posted by Oppo on 14 July 2026, 12:00 pm
Elect them to the Congressional Hall of Fame, then send them out on a never-ending victory tour… 2 Reply to this comment
Put them on the Agriculture Committee and send them for a “tour” of the Soylent factory. 2 Reply to this comment
Wasn’t it that Dictator Pinochet that had people thrown out of helicopters? 🚁 2 Reply to this comment
Paint a rubber room to look like their Congressional office. Maybe a few stick figures and wooden duck decoys in the staffer’s seats to add to the realism. 3 Reply to this comment
Put them in a Pink Panther costume for important votes; give them a pack of Lucky Strikes and aviator shades so no one can see if they’re napping. 3 Reply to this comment
Under the pretense of legitimizing the Democratic voter roll, send them to Egypt to learn the secrets of mummies and curses. 3 Reply to this comment
Put on the agenda a bill for “Butterscotch Pudding With Whipped Cream and Term Limits.” 3 Reply to this comment
Find a bigger rock than the one they slithered from under the first time. Have them wake up with a horse head in their bed. Rid of AOC is a big bonus. Make the Sign of the Cross and back away from them, making Hillary Clinton suspicious of what evidence they may have. 2 Reply to this comment
Fling some holy water on them and see who melts first. Let me check Caesar’s for the current odds on Pelosi, Waters and DeLauro. Put a perpetually blinking left turn signal on their desk. Figure the present value of their salary over their tenure in Congress, and confiscate every cent above that. 1 Reply to this comment
What if it said.. What Can We Do With Really Old IMAO Admins. Who Refuse To Retire? (Man I hope you guys really do have a true sense of humor..but you know I still love you as bro’s. I’mma Buddhist and I’m required to love all. 1 Reply to this comment
What Can We Do With Really Old Congress Members Who Refuse To Retire? AAAAH, just let the poor old f**kers drive around on their old tires. 3 Reply to this comment
Saying white wall or black wall used to be considered racist talk under the Biden and Obama admins. Reply to this comment
Elect them to the Congressional Hall of Fame, then send them out on a never-ending victory tour…
Send them to Carrousel…
something something…kayak…something something…Alaska…something something
Send ‘em to the corn field
Corn Pop will take care of them…
Send them on “fact finding” mission to an ice floe.
Put them on the Agriculture Committee and send them for a “tour” of the Soylent factory.
Wasn’t it that Dictator Pinochet that had people thrown out of helicopters? 🚁
Paint a rubber room to look like their Congressional office. Maybe a few stick figures and wooden duck decoys in the staffer’s seats to add to the realism.
Put them in a Pink Panther costume for important votes; give them a pack of Lucky Strikes and aviator shades so no one can see if they’re napping.
They’re on a mission that’s odd…
Give them blue vests and the prestigious title of “Congressional Greeter”.
Somebody should probably change their diapers.
Under the pretense of legitimizing the Democratic voter roll, send them to Egypt to learn the secrets of mummies and curses.
Put on the agenda a bill for “Butterscotch Pudding With Whipped Cream and Term Limits.”
Cordwood.
Book them a private getaway at the Cibolo Creek Ranch
Find a bigger rock than the one they slithered from under the first time.
Have them wake up with a horse head in their bed. Rid of AOC is a big bonus.
Make the Sign of the Cross and back away from them, making Hillary Clinton suspicious of what evidence they may have.
Fling some holy water on them and see who melts first. Let me check Caesar’s for the current odds on Pelosi, Waters and DeLauro.
Put a perpetually blinking left turn signal on their desk.
Figure the present value of their salary over their tenure in Congress, and confiscate every cent above that.
What if it said..
What Can We Do With Really Old IMAO Admins. Who Refuse To Retire?
(Man I hope you guys really do have a true sense of humor..but you know I still love you as bro’s. I’mma Buddhist and I’m required to love all.
I’m retired, so there.
Move the coffins they sleep in during the day to Venezuela
What Can We Do With Really Old Congress Members Who Refuse To Retire?
AAAAH, just let the poor old f**kers drive around on their old tires.
Saying white wall or black wall used to be considered racist talk under the Biden and Obama admins.