Straight Line of the Day: Per Our Lost & Found Department, What Have You Lost or Found? Posted by Oppo on 9 July 2026, 12:00 pm Mandatory reporting.
I’ve found that I can’t do all the things I used to be able to do, and have lost caring so much about it… 1 Reply to this comment
I’ve lost my patience and found dealing with insurance companies infuriating. I’ve also lost my car keys. They aren’t in my pants pocket. I found a weird, jingly lump in my jacket pocket though. 1 Reply to this comment
Lost my Moonshadow, found some tea for… Now where has that tillerman gone off to? Reply to this comment
{Morgan Freeman Voice} And that’s when they came to realize that the real lost and found were all the friends that the Emu ate along the way {/Morgan Freeman Voice} 1 Reply to this comment
I found a set of dog tags taken from a dead WW2 Nazi. Weird.
Lost: One shaker of salt.
Found: My thrill. On Blueberry Hill.
My mind…
Lost: Any trust in humanity
Found: A slowly growing trust in God
I’ve lost some hair, and found a spare tire.
Lost: My sh!t
Found: inner peace
I’ve found that I can’t do all the things I used to be able to do, and have lost caring so much about it…
I found some lost boys, but I lost my marbles.
I’ve lost my patience and found dealing with insurance companies infuriating.
I’ve also lost my car keys. They aren’t in my pants pocket. I found a weird, jingly lump in my jacket pocket though.
I lost that lovin’ feeling but found that money can’t buy me love.
Lost my Moonshadow, found some tea for… Now where has that tillerman gone off to?
{Morgan Freeman Voice}
And that’s when they came to realize that the real lost and found were all the friends that the Emu ate along the way
{/Morgan Freeman Voice}
Also weird –
I found an old 45rpm record, “Seminole Wind” by John Anderson.
Probably not as weird as where you found it I bet.