Well what about mine from Nov. of ’08 when Obama won the election and I gave an epic rant about him stealing the election? All I got was crickets and remember getting depressed and going on a week long bender. 😩
{Morgan Freeman Voice}
And that’s when they came to realize that the real lost and found were all the friends that the Emu ate along the way
{/Morgan Freeman Voice}
Do I really need to mention it again?Made from blackthorn, it has a comfortable grip, and could turn the convex part of a cranium concave if swung at the proper angle (theoretically, of course– there’s no proof that it was ever actually used in that manner.)
I found a set of dog tags taken from a dead WW2 Nazi. Weird.
Lost: One shaker of salt.
Found: My thrill. On Blueberry Hill.
My mind…
Did you look in the gutter?
Lost: Any trust in humanity
Found: A slowly growing trust in God
I’ve lost some hair, and found a spare tire.
Don’t feel like the Lone Ranger.
Bacon!
As Field Marshall Gene I promote Biscuit to E-10 status and a year supply of free sea biscuits.
Harvey Award!
Great job, I love seeing Harvey Awards presented.
Coincidentally, you just got awarded a long-delayed one from Feb. 10.
It slipped under the radar until some weird spambot commented on that months-old thread.
Well what about mine from Nov. of ’08 when Obama won the election and I gave an epic rant about him stealing the election? All I got was crickets and remember getting depressed and going on a week long bender. 😩
Lost: My sh!t
Found: inner peace
I’ve found that I can’t do all the things I used to be able to do, and have lost caring so much about it…
I found some lost boys, but I lost my marbles.
You know what would have put this comment over the top would be to replace “marbles” with “shadow.”
I’ve lost my patience and found dealing with insurance companies infuriating.
I’ve also lost my car keys. They aren’t in my pants pocket. I found a weird, jingly lump in my jacket pocket though.
I lost that lovin’ feeling but found that money can’t buy me love.
Lost my Moonshadow, found some tea for… Now where has that tillerman gone off to?
{Morgan Freeman Voice}
And that’s when they came to realize that the real lost and found were all the friends that the Emu ate along the way
{/Morgan Freeman Voice}
Also weird –
I found an old 45rpm record, “Seminole Wind” by John Anderson.
Probably not as weird as where you found it I bet.
Actually.. Who did win that contest to see how many 45s they could hold without using their hands?
Had to drop out, hole in the record was too small.
Not for me. I could probably play one with it.
Tell me what you’ve found and I’ll tell you what I’ve lost.
I found a strange looking small container with the skull & cross bones on it and it was labeled “Warning – Anthrax Sample”
Do I really need to mention it again?Made from blackthorn, it has a comfortable grip, and could turn the convex part of a cranium concave if swung at the proper angle (theoretically, of course– there’s no proof that it was ever actually used in that manner.)
I have proof it was used by –
Yamashita Yoshitsugu and he beheaded many a white foreigner with it.
Impressive. You really have to give it up to a guy who can behead many a white foreigner using a blunt object.
I heard maids keep finding socks under Biden’s bed that he had stolen out of people’s clothes dryers. Weirdo.
… and they’re all in junior sizes, ages 8-11.
i lost my virginity and found her g spot
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