If Sydney Sweeney was to join the view and wears a string bikini in a Swimsuit Edition I still wouldn’t watch it because I have values and she’s probably a Dimocrat anyway…
Wait a sec why does my nose feel like it’s getting longer as if I snorted some Viagra or something? 🤔
“Oppo After Hours”
“Walrus During Business Hours”..,
…watchers…
That unmarked videotape you found on your parents’ closet hidden under that big pile of clothes they don’t wear anymore.
Trust me on this.
Gilligan’s Island re-runs.
I just can’t take it anymore watching the girls run around half naked.
Or any more Nancy Guthrie updates.
A woman’s little behind when the little woman’s behind.
Anyone trying out any of the suggestions from yesterday’s Straight Line of the Day.
Yes, I’m out of cucumbers so I had to use a huge carrot. 🥕😀
Your a$$
…the Winter Olympics. Boring, but I do get mighty excited when the Curling Competition starts.
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The View: Swimsuit Edition
If Sydney Sweeney was to join the view and wears a string bikini in a Swimsuit Edition I still wouldn’t watch it because I have values and she’s probably a Dimocrat anyway…
Wait a sec why does my nose feel like it’s getting longer as if I snorted some Viagra or something? 🤔
What, you’d prefer it if they took it off?
I think we all know the answer to that question…because I have strict entertainment values.