Straight Line of the Day: Need a New Flag: “Don’t __________ On Me” Posted by Oppo on 27 August 2026, 12:00 pm
DamnCat to DamnDogs: “Don’t Shed On Me” (or prepare to start digging your own grave) 3 Reply to this comment
DamnDogs to DamnCat: “Don’t Hack Up a Hairball On Me” Plus I already dug the graves; for me, for you and all 8 of your other lives, for the owners, the squirrels. Why did you think there are so many holes in the backyard? 1 Reply to this comment
“Don’t Trans On Me”…
“Don’t ___Puke_______ On Me”
“Don’t Bunt On Me When I’ve Got A No-Hitter Going, You #+>!%*+”…
💩
Extra points because it looks like a coiled snake.
So does my…uh, never mind.
“Don’t Allow Your Paranoid Prejudices To Reflect Badly On Me”…
“Don’t Peacefully Protest On Me With Guns, Bombs And Burning Cars.”
“Don’t Ask My Gang To Rat On Me…”
“Don’t Fink On Me, Understand?”
Don’t…just don’t.
DamnCat to DamnDogs:
“Don’t Shed On Me”
(or prepare to start digging your own grave)
DamnDogs to DamnCat:
“Don’t Hack Up a Hairball On Me”
Plus I already dug the graves; for me, for you and all 8 of your other lives, for the owners, the squirrels. Why did you think there are so many holes in the backyard?