Straight Line of the Day: What in Heaven Is Going On in Hell? Posted by Oppo on 26 August 2026, 12:00 pm If you could take a peek into Hell, what might you see?
Itchy wool clothing being poorly woven for all the internet adult stars, and demons practicing their dissapointed Dad faces. 1 Reply to this comment
The Devil having his morning fiddle practice… hell (hehe) be ready next time. 2 Reply to this comment
For a comprehensive view, check out the works of Dante, Hieronymus Bosch, or Gary Larson… 3 Reply to this comment
Everyone in the place peeking out… What is more torturous to the abyss than the necessity to stare back? 3 Reply to this comment
It will look like a luxury resort. You will even have your own assigned personal assistant, who never leaves your side. Unfortunately, that personal assistant is Joy Behar. 2 Reply to this comment
It’s not so much the universal dysentery that gets you down as it is that the only thing available to wipe with is sand paper. 2 Reply to this comment
What’s going on in Hell? Unique and vigorous abuse of at least one favorite deadly sin. 2 Reply to this comment
Not sure you’d see anything, what with it being under the control of the Prince of Darkness. And if you go down there, how do you get your comeuppance? Unless — oh, wait — this is Logic Hell. Reply to this comment
What in Heaven Is Going On in Hell? Don’t know, but I heard they have a new Mayor. Reply to this comment
The Air Quality Index has improved greatly since switching from the giant charcoal grill to a really big George Foreman model. Polls are still open, for Democrats, some who think Hell is an improvement in conditions. “Finally, real communism” is still the most frequently heard quip before being tossed into a fiery pit. 3 Reply to this comment
Construction in progress for the Clinton wing
Itchy wool clothing being poorly woven for all the internet adult stars, and demons practicing their dissapointed Dad faces.
The Devil having his morning fiddle practice… hell (hehe) be ready next time.
I bet I would see a certain shillelagh in the confiscated items box.
So there is a chance for me to get it back.
For a comprehensive view, check out the works of Dante, Hieronymus Bosch, or Gary Larson…
What might you see?
Dante’s Inferno – All Nine Levels Jack
Satan reviewing his contracts with aging Democrats, since they have no souls
Oreos with neither filling nor milk.
Everyone in the place peeking out…
What is more torturous to the abyss than the necessity to stare back?
It will look like a luxury resort. You will even have your own assigned personal assistant, who never leaves your side.
Unfortunately, that personal assistant is Joy Behar.
Arafat and the Ayatollah sharing a bucket of tainted KFC. Extra spicy.
A lot of reigning from what I hear.
It’s not so much the universal dysentery that gets you down as it is that the only thing available to wipe with is sand paper.
What’s going on in Hell?
Unique and vigorous abuse of at least one favorite deadly sin.
Beelzeleaga?
Not sure you’d see anything, what with it being under the control of the Prince of Darkness. And if you go down there, how do you get your comeuppance? Unless — oh, wait — this is Logic Hell.
What in Heaven Is Going On in Hell?
Don’t know, but I heard they have a new Mayor.
You’re thinking of New York City.
Is there a difference?
Not really.
The Air Quality Index has improved greatly since switching from the giant charcoal grill to a really big George Foreman model.
Polls are still open, for Democrats, some who think Hell is an improvement in conditions.
“Finally, real communism” is still the most frequently heard quip before being tossed into a fiery pit.