Straight Line of the Day: Gee, I Can’t Wait To Get Older, Because… Posted by Oppo on 27 October 2026, 12:00 pm
I can’t wait myself because I’ve been reelin’ in the years and ‘stowin away the time. 2 Reply to this comment
I was fasting for bloodwork, so nothing, or at least that’s what I told them… 1 Reply to this comment
… especially when you’re at a bar in old SoHo Where you drink champagne And buy them coke with your COLA C-O-L-A COLA Reply to this comment
I can’t wait myself because I’ve been reelin’ in the years and
‘stowin away the time.
…my memory isn’t what it used to be…
If you can tell me what you had for breakfast yesterday you’re just fine.
I was fasting for bloodwork, so nothing, or at least that’s what I told them…
Easy! I eat carburetors for breakfast!
I only know it’s Tuesday right now because…..Taco Tuesday.
…I want to prove all those critics of my lifestyle wrong …
Because the more I wait the older I get.
… it beats the alternative!
Those big, fat social security checks really impress the interns.
… especially when you’re at a bar in old SoHo
Where you drink champagne
And buy them coke with your COLA
C-O-L-A
COLA
…actually I don’t have to wait to get older. I’m already older.