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Archive of entries posted on 13th October 2026

Straight Line of the Day: Hone Your Gobbledygook

Posted by Oppo on 13 October 2026, 12:00 pm

Try writing a sentence that makes absolutely no sense.

You might be a journalist and not even know it!

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Caption This!

Posted by walruskkkch on 13 October 2026, 10:00 am
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Previously on IMAO…

  • Straight Line of the Day: Hone Your Gobbledygook October 13, 2026
  • Caption This! October 13, 2026
  • Babesleaga Group AO : Week 1 : Lacy Chabert vs Fairuza Balk October 12, 2026
  • Babesleaga Group AO : Week 1 : Danica McKellar vs Ashley Judd October 12, 2026
  • Quote of the Day October 12, 2026
  • Babesleaga Group AO : Week 1 : Jordana Brewster vs Emmanuelle Beart October 12, 2026
  • Report From the 12th Allahdissement October 12, 2026
  • Straight Line of the Day: A.I. Is Now Going To Take Over Medical Treatments? Possible Unforeseen Effects: … October 12, 2026
  • I’ve Got This Computer To Donate to the French School System October 12, 2026
  • Babesleaga Group AO : Week 1 : Angela Marie Dotchin vs Danielle Fishel October 12, 2026

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