Alan Dershowitz, a Harvard Law School professor emeritus and former criminal defense attorney, says he would advise Oppo to contact a lawyer and avoid making any public statements, allowing legal counsel to handle questions.
Today’s:
[Redacted] allegedly [paragraph redacted] Mika [redacted] [op. cit.].
Fun, isn’t it?
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mika Brzezinski…” Official, lawyer-approved statement
Also, truth be told.
Bet she would’ve enjoyed it!
Dr. Ruth once referred to your performance as not so much Herculean as Manculean.
Dr. Ruth says, “Point out what you’re going to do, and do it!”
I knew you would be in some legal trouble that day you called yourself Oppoheimer…
Oppo has no association, personal or financial, with the entity known as “The Leering Center”…
Wait until your DEI Lawyer informs you that the ‘Straight Line of the Day’ is homophobic, and possibly even nyctophobic.
Klaatu barackobama Nyctophobes!
I’m the opposite of nyctophobia. I have a fear of daylight instead of the night. I probably have some vampire blood in me to go along with a little bit of Apache blood.
Gene-ology!
“[Redacted] allegedly [paragraph redacted] Mika [redacted] [op. cit.].”
No, thats-a no good.
-Chico Marx
Mika Marx?
And why is she kneeling?
Ah, um, I don’t know ( — to my knowledge). But it’s become obvious we need an oak table, because the glass one might break. Maybe a beanbag.
“My client, Emu, has no recollection of ever meeting Bob B and strongly denies the outrageous allegations Mr. B ( if that is his real name) has made against him. My client intends to fight this so called Mr. B in court, in the press, or somewhere Mr. B least expects. “
“This just brings home the threat to our Emucracy posed by Mr. So-Called B, and reminds us that no one is above the maw.”
As long as I’m not under the long leg of the claw…
You don’t know what you’re not til you’re gone said Dershowitz as he grabbed for the IMAO credit card and headquarters keys.
Mika’s view of Oppo.
Is that the new genetically engineered broccoli growing out the building?
The Emu is innocent I say!
Sometimes booty calls just don’t work out.