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Straight Line of the Day: Under Which Circumstances Would You Call the FBI?
(Haven’t they ever been twelve years old?)
Alabama town calls FBI to investigate “you gay” message written in chalk at public park
NotTheBee | 11-29-24 | Jesse JamesI’m not saying you should never call the FBI. I mean, I’d usually advise against it. But you can imagine that sometimes it’s warranted. Sometimes.
Probably not this time, though?
The Ider Police Department is seeking information from the public regarding vandalism involving homophobic and racist remarks at a park in Ider.
IPD told News 19 that the department is offering a cash reward to anyone who can provide information about the newly renovated park being vandalized.
How much is the reward? I’ll split it with someone if it’s less than the fine.
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Bond Girlathon : Results 11/27/2024 : New matches for 12/4/2024
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. We move on .
Results
| Britt Ekland | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 222 | 2 | 22 |
| 1-1-0 | 0-2-0 |
| Madelaine Smith | No Preference | Maud Adams |
|---|---|---|
| 114 | 0 | 108 |
| 2-0-0 | 1-1-0 |
Week of 12/4/2024
Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 0 – 1 – 0 | 19 – 1 – 40 |
Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Barbara Bach | 1 – 0 – 0 | 74 – 0 – 17 |
Actress: Barbara Bach Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Anya Amasova, code name ‘Triple X’, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.
Francoise Thierry (Chew Mee) vs Sue Vanner (Log Cabin Girl)
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Francoise Thierry | 1 – 0 – 0 | 40 – 1 – 19 |
Actress: Francoise Therry Nationality: French Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Sue Vanner | 0 – 1 – 0 | 17 – 0 – 74 |
Actress: Sue Vanner Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond’s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said “But James, I need you.”, to which Bond replied “So does England.” After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.
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Woman Who Accidentally Threw Away Ex’s £569 Million in Bitcoin Says ‘I’m Sick of Hearing About it’
Wales Online | 25 Nov. 2024 | Lydia Royce, Kelly-Ann MillsHafina Eddy-Evans has recounted the unfortunate moment she realised she had mistakenly thrown away a fortune, and how she broke the news to her former boyfriend that his wealth was lost. She admitted to disposing of an old hard drive at a Welsh dump, unaware it contained a trove of 8,000 Bitcoins, mined by James Howells in 2009, and now valued at a jaw-dropping £569million.
…”Yes, I threw away his rubbish, he asked me to. The computer part had been disposed of in a black sack along with other unwanted belongings and he begged me to take it away. I had no idea what was in it but I reluctantly dropped it off at the local tip on the way home from going on the school run.”
… She added: “I thought he should be running his errands, not me, but I did it to help out. Losing it was not my fault. I’d love nothing more than him to find it. I’m sick and tired of hearing about it.”
In his relentless pursuit, James Howells is taking the council to court, hoping to recover the digital ‘key’ to his Bitcoin fortune, believed to be entombed within 110,000 tons of trash under grass-covered land, reports the Mirror.
She firmly stated: “I have no claim on whatever money he could be worth. He is the father of my two sons but I don’t want a penny of his money.”…
“The council has told Mr Howells multiple times that excavation is not possible under our environmental permit, and that work of that nature would have a huge negative environmental impact on the surrounding area.”
This Theater of Operation — Are You Sure It’s Not Ford’s?
Carrier USS Abraham Lincoln Now in the South China Sea, Russian Surface Action Group Also Underway
U.S. Naval Institute | Nov. 28, 2024 | Dzirhan Mahadzir
Are we sure Dzirhan Mahadzir is the best person to hire at the U.S. Naval Institute?
Straight Line of the Day: Bwaa-Haa-Haa, Liberals! Any Other Terms You Can Come Up With For “Women”?
Erasure of women continues apace: NY Times now refers to females as ‘non-transgender women’
Twitchy.com | 11/29/2024 | Amy Curtis… we can’t even be called women anymore.
They’ve had a list of euphemisms for us — womb owner, egg producer, birthing person — but now we’re literally being redefined by being non-transgender.
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Irene Dunne vs Ginger Rogers
Irene Dunne (1-1-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 43.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Joan Crawford 54-41
- Week 2 Lost to Claudette Colbert 32-58
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Ginger Rogers (1-1-0 Pts. 93 Avg. 46.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Mae West 59-30
- Week 2 Lost to Greta Garbo 34-56
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