u will lose in november! u all DOOOOMED!!!

hey dum stoopids! u cum heer for hoomor but it no funny. dum stoopid neocon jues write dum stoopid posts for dum stoopids hoomuns like u! all hoomuns are dum stoopids but specially dum stupid neocon jues like u! one poster heer call heemslef spacemonkey but hee no monkey. hee dum stupid heelbilly neocon jue! i monkey! and i tell u wut funny! wut funny is all u dont no u DOOOMED!!!
u laff at ur dum funnies but me laff in november when fellow monkey democrats take house and senate frum u! dey will stop ur dum stoopid neocon jue wars. dey will make u apologize to my islamo monkey freends. u want keel my islamo monkey freends but i keel u! u weel see! cum november u weel cry and monkeys weel rule! we weel take away guns frum u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! we weel have un watch u to make sure u no hurt anywun utter dan u dum stoopid sleves. u weel look around an only see blu helmuts on freench monkeys too keep u dum stoopids in ur place.
u no beelev me? u just wait unteel november. no need for u beelev me. it weel happen and i weel laff. no more laffing heer. not that dere wus laffing befor as only dum stoopid posts heer for dum stoopids.
u see planet of the apes? not noo wun but old wun with dum neocon jue gun lover? we monkeys weel take oveer jsut like dat. and jsut like with dum stoopid hooman in dat moovee we weel cut out ur brain. den i weel eet ur brain and turn it too poo. den i throw poo at u!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

35 Comments

  1. watching imus this morning…noticed that the clinton butt-boys are on his show too…carville and begalla…wonder why the american people threw the democrats out of congress in ’94? bet this is going to help having these two morons on every tv show defending bj! they need punchin in their dumb monkey faces too!

  2. Now let’s see here. FrankJ said that to kill a monkey, use a big enough bullet to kill a gorilla. So, to kill this monkey, I should use something like a .45. However, since I’m, as this monkey said, a stoooopid hoomun, I’m going to make things interesting.
    throws a katana at the monkey’s feet. Er, paws
    Okay bitch. Let’s dance.

  3. I thought my spelling was bad. Scary Monkey is obviously a lib. He is obviously not an eductaed english major like the other ones, but an uneducated Kos reader who cancels out votes of informed voters. FrankJ just needs to do what he does bust and punch that monkey in his dumb monkey face.
    P.S. Go team Hellbender

  4. I initially thought Imao got hacked then I realized the Joke is the media is full of dumb monkeys who have no reason to believe Democrats will win in November except that is what they hope for. The throwing poo part I think is literal and is in reference to Keith Olberman and Rosie O’donnell. Now those are monkey faces.

  5. In the opposite of the X factor, where spontanious mutations provide evolutionary advantages, the (D) factor causes a single generation to abandon much of the evolutionary improvements made in the species.
    Unable to work with their genetic cousins, those with the (D) factor believe war is inevitable.

  6. Actually, Scary Evil Monkey makes as much sense as the last Leftie site I visited. They were planning a coup on October 5th. No, Monkey sounds brighter than they did. Monkey is not a Leftie since I have seen nothing from him about Rove Mind Control.

  7. In my psychobabbelic analysis, in this person we find a simian social and perhaps sexual identification, a fecal preoccupation, attempted anti-Semitism, and a pronounced, self-styled phonetic spelling, noted by a substitution of “d” for “th” and “oo” for “u”, combined with distinctive lack of punctuation or general train of thought. Obviously educated in public schools, mostlikely under Gray Davis, to primary level. Possible diagnoses: paranoid schizophrenic, professional a**hole, or an actual spider monkey.

  8. SEM,
    Do I detect that you are a senior writer for the New York Times? Perhapse another alies for Pinchy himself? Or is your line of work more in the way as a current events consultant for the Democratic party? Other representitives of the animal kingdom would like to know.
    AARRRROOOOOOOO!
    Mmmmmnnn…chilled monkey brains!

  9. Frank, my hero, my knight in shining armor. Remember how much fun banning Monkey Faced Liberal was? You can experience that wonderful feeling again by banning this yahoo.
    Not only is he irritating but it takes valuable minutes from our lives, trying to translate from moron to English. Although I realize that all of us (me more than most) need a spell checker this creature is trying to cold bloodedly murder the English language.
    Frank please, please stop the carnage.

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