oh hello dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teebag jues. its been awile. how did things go wit rominee? did he beet mean scaree obama?

oh. he didnt? that is so sad. heer. you com close. i give u hug. just com reely close and ill…

EET UR EYBALLS AN TURN DEM INTO POO AND THROW THE POO AT U! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teebag jues! u no beet obama! he gratest presdent eever! u think dum stoopid rominee who take 47% of womin in bindurs on top of his car could beet obama? u dum stoopids are sooper delooded! evryone luvs obama and grate job he do. he hav to undo damage of dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teebag jue bush and dat take long time. but dat okay becuz obama now have for mor yeers. and by then we weel hav giantest govment eever! and this will make sooper best econimy says paul kroogman hoo u dum stoopids ar to dum stoopid to leestin to.

oh no. ar u dum stoopids sad that republeekins will nevur geet electid ugin? dat must mak u veery sad. com close an i mak u feel bettor. com close…

SO I CAN EET UR EYBALLS AN TURN DEM INTO POO AND THROW THE POO AT U! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

but no worrees. obamacare cover eyballs beeing turned to poo. maybe den u learn to thank obama and not ageen nominate sooper conservutive extreemist lik rominee. now just stay out of the way for nex for yeers and maybe i dont eet ur eyballs.

grahhh!

murahhhhhhh!

wut happend? ted kennedee was monkeys gratest freend. now in his seet is dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jue? dis not right! dis not possibul! dis trick!

ween obamama wun dat peepul hated de dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jues. Dey wanted der eyeball eeten. dat messuge was loud an clear. wut are dey saying now? i do not understand!

dis must bee becuz we not librul enuf an not eet enough eyeballs. did only explanation. obamama failed on making u hav helth care an fail on taxing u an fail on eeting ur eyeballs so dat why peepul angry. dey want mor librulism and mor eyeballs eeten. dis onlee logicul explanashun. i weel wright diary about it on daily kos to tell all my monkey freends not to lose hope.

yes. dat it. everee wun steel hate u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon teabagging jues. dey just wanted liberuls to work faster. so no reeson u celebrate. i weel eet ur dum stoopid eyeballs soon. i weel. an i weel turn them into poo an throw de poo at u. dis will happen soon. i happy not sad. things ar gud. things ar very gud. i go watch msnbc now.

dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! y u no want free helth cair? how dum stoopid can u bee?

y u so racist agenst obama? is it cuz hees black an ur a dum stoopid? u racist astrotruf dum stoopid angree mobs! u only agenst helth cair cuz u paid off by insurance companees to be racist agenst helth cair. u no even no wut u talk about! u listen to queen dum stoopid sarah palin about death panels. she make dat up out of her stoopid brain. no such thing. she so dum stoopid dat when she go befor helth panel dey weel decide to youthanize her cuz she too dum for guvment to pay for.

y u not listen to obama? y u want bad dum stoopid helth cair ware doctors steel feet and tonsels and giv u expensiv red pill? u too dum too liv if u want dat. helth panel shud decide to youthanize u too!

no. dat too harsh. me sorree. i giv u free check up. me new doctor under helth cair plan. me charg littul an keep cost down. so cum close so i can get a look at u.

uh oh. i see problem. sumting wrong wit ur eyes. it no good. dey have to come out…

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hello. i am carl the consuveetiv. you hav not seen me befor, but i am a consuveetiv lik u who voted for raygun, hates poor peepul, and reads the blog imoa. i am consurned tho that the reepublikans are going in an extreemust direcshun.

i am consurveetiv who like the jebus and nascar but i do not like all this crazy talk of cutting spending and taxes and not letting teh gheys marree and racist tee partees. we need to stop lissuning to bad dum consurveetivs like limbah who eets the drugs or palin who is stoopid and do not reed. insted we shood lissun to meghan mccain an colon powel hoo ar not dum stoopid neocon heelbilly jues. an we shood not be so meen to obama hoo we must admit has gud ideas.

also we shood not lissun to crayzee pairanoyd talk frum bad dum consurveetivs hoo say that libruls want to eet our eyeballs. this is not troo. an even if it wer troo i am shure dey wood not turn our eyeballs into poo and throw the poo at us. we hav nuthing to worree about except bad dum consurveetivs.

aww po dum stoopid neocon heelbilly jues. evreeone hate u all now and vote aganst u. no wun likes u. no wun ever going to vote for dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues like boosh evar again now dey hav obama. u very sad.

well doo not wurry. now leebrals in charge and dey will take care of u better dan ur dum stoopid selves ever cood. dey will use reedistreebooshun too make sure everee wun is eequal. u hate eequal dont u u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues? but it not bad. i explain to u.

when sum wun have too much we reedistreeboot to those weeth less. for exampul u all hav so many eyeballs but my mouth has so few. so we weel need too make everee wun eequal by redistreebooting ur eyes to my mouth. in utter words

I EET UR EYEBALLS!!!! HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

but doo not wurry dum stoopids. reedisteebooshun works both ways. aftur i eet ur eyeballs i weel have an excess of poo maid from eyeballs while u weel hav nun. so i weel reedisteeboot dat bak to u. in utter words

I WEEL THROW DEE POO AT YOU DAT USED TO BEE UR EYEBALLS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

so doo nut wurry dum stoopid heelbilly neco jues. u weel bee much better off covered in poo maid frum ur own eyeballs because u weel be ruled bai smart peepul like obama instead of dum stoopids everee wun hate laik palin. everee wun hate dum stoopids now like her and u. but u weel always hav a place in new sosighity as long as u hav eyeballs. so make shure u keep ur eyeballs clean cum janurary 20

BEECAUSE DAT IS WEEN I WEEL EET DEM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

palin is stoopid heelbilly graahhhahah
you nominate dum stoopid heelbilly murrrgh
u loose now! u no win with palin because she dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jue! peeple no graahhhf
plain murgg grahh
u all lose an cri an grahhh
me no scared of palin! me laff cause you lose cause of palin! no one like stoopid heelbilly grahhh
mergh
grahh
i eet ur eyeballs! u loose and i eet graahh
i pee on self! graaahhh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
der no freed tompson too save u! ur eyeballs r as gud as poo! u all lewzers!
murrica say it no lik dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues lik u an freed tompson. murrica hate freed tompson beecause dey no der beter choice of ron paul. he weel keel all u dum stupid heelbilly neocon jues. he weel also keel all utter jues.
ur eyeballs weel be so tastee! i cannot wait! ron paul weel sav murrica! ron paul weel eet ur eyeballs an turn dem into poo!
an no wut wee do wit dat poo?
THROW IT AT U!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH!!!
jus wait til november! mee an all my monkey freends weel elect ron paul! hav fun seeing until den!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

merree crismus dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! i hav a present for u.
cum close so i can giv u present.
closer for present.
cum close.

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tuday speaker pelosi takes over congress. dis must bee very sad day for all u poor dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues. due not cry for i weel cheer u up. cum close and i weel give you big hug. yes. come closer for big big hug.

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der is contest for beest libral blogee. i beest libral blogee! i tell u truth bout how monkeys like mee weel eet ur eyeballs and throw poo at u now dat wee in charge. u no git that from utter blogees. i even hav vidyo to explain new democratee monkey rulers to u. u only git day frum mee da beest libral blogger!
so u go to wizzybanger site an nomeenate imao seence i blogee heer an am best libral blogee by far. u do dis an i weel not eet ur eyeballs even tho u dum stoopid neocon heelbily jue. dis is fair compreemise frum best libral blogee. u shood all agree or u even mo dum stoopid dan i first thot.
GO NOW! OR UR EYEBALLS R MINE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

IMAO is proud to present this video in which the Scary Evil Monkey explains what life will be like now that the Democrats control Congress. Enjoy.

it now official. u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues no longer hav dee seante or dee house. u dont even hav angry monkey hater rumersfeld. u only hav dum stoopid boosh.
po dum stoopid heelbilly jues. u scared of democratees and der monkey freends. but i cheer u up. i make u feel better. come close so i geev u hug…

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hey dum stoopid neocon heelbilly jues! yu lose house now. yu lose senate. yu lose evryting! yu and dum stoopid boosh weel fall to all my monkey freends now dat dems take over.
oh po sad wittle repubs. yu sad because you and boosh ar all hated. I cheer you up…

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useless dum stoopid bush! hee only care fight for oil and now u face nukey boom boom of north korea! i bet big boom boom made u dum stoopid neocon jues pee ur pants! dat mak me laff! HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!
poor dum stoopids. u scared now dat u no ur masteer bush cant protect u. oh poor poor dum stoopids. i and my monkey freends hav sumting for u… OUR POO! WE THROW IT AT U!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
u cant stop nukey boom boom and u cant stop mee an all my monkey freends! u ar all DOOOMED!!! u run to ur masteer bush but hee as useless as dee rest of u dum stoopid heelbilly homo neocon jues! say goodbye too all dee repugs in november and den say hello as all of my monkey freends take over AND THROW OUR POO AT U!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!