aww po dum stoopid neocon heelbilly jues. evreeone hate u all now and vote aganst u. no wun likes u. no wun ever going to vote for dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues like boosh evar again now dey hav obama. u very sad.
well doo not wurry. now leebrals in charge and dey will take care of u better dan ur dum stoopid selves ever cood. dey will use reedistreebooshun too make sure everee wun is eequal. u hate eequal dont u u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues? but it not bad. i explain to u.
when sum wun have too much we reedistreeboot to those weeth less. for exampul u all hav so many eyeballs but my mouth has so few. so we weel need too make everee wun eequal by redistreebooting ur eyes to my mouth. in utter words
I EET UR EYEBALLS!!!! HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
but doo not wurry dum stoopids. reedisteebooshun works both ways. aftur i eet ur eyeballs i weel have an excess of poo maid from eyeballs while u weel hav nun. so i weel reedisteeboot dat bak to u. in utter words
I WEEL THROW DEE POO AT YOU DAT USED TO BEE UR EYEBALLS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
so doo nut wurry dum stoopid heelbilly neco jues. u weel bee much better off covered in poo maid frum ur own eyeballs because u weel be ruled bai smart peepul like obama instead of dum stoopids everee wun hate laik palin. everee wun hate dum stoopids now like her and u. but u weel always hav a place in new sosighity as long as u hav eyeballs. so make shure u keep ur eyeballs clean cum janurary 20
BEECAUSE DAT IS WEEN I WEEL EET DEM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MMMM. Chilled monkey brains! Didn’t I see your head on the dinner table in Temple of Doom?
Thanks, Basil. This increased erudition indiscriminately benefiting us continues the upward direction this site has heretofore monotonically commenced and executed. Seminally introducing such metaphorical wonders upon a grateful readership, your magnanimous gift, so lavishly dressed and wrapped in glorious prose, will not go unrewarded.
I see he is back throwing poo around again!!!!!
Yeah! What Yomama said. (What’d you say?)
That monkey is clearly evil. But I now look at its face and see a smile. Is there something wrong with me?
I can’t believe I never made the connection before…Scary Evil Monkey is actually Obamuhhh without the assistance of a teleprompter!
Maybe we can impeach him for hacking into IMAO and posting blog entries.
I think Obama just found his new press secretary.
Awww Shucks! SEM ain’t nothin’ a set of cross hairs couldn’t set straight! “Smile for the camera!”
Do I sense animal abuse?
The Scary Evil Monkey has returned!
In an exciting press release today Scary Evil Monkey will now be “Under Secretary” to newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton! Scary Evil Monkey will literally be my “Under Secretary”, said a giddy Hillary. He will spend his time under my desk where it is anticipated that he will have both his hands and his mouth full 24/7! Please join me in congratulating SEM on his new “position”!!!
So, ussjc…. Are you saying that Scary Evil Monkey is compatible with Hillary on their very deepest levels? If so, they get to check their matches for free.
Ahh…it’s good to see that paragon of liberal thought and erudition back. Welcome back, Scary Evil Monkey!
Well, in all fairness y’all have to admit his screeds are more literate and gooder spellified than most of the trolls that we get here. 😀
I don’t think we’re done with this Scary Evil Monkey poo! I’m gonna scoop it up and throw it right back at him/her (now, that’s an interesting possibility – the “her” part). That’s it! Scary Evil Monkey is FEMALE. Hahahahahaha! Cadet Happy? (I’ve always been confused by this.)
(Thhhhp…..Cough! Cough!)
Oh, wow, man. Rite f***ing on, litle monkey dude. U r so rite about f***ing rethuglcans. Theyr so stuped. F***ing ruthugs r so stuped…because…
(Thhhp…Cough! Cough!)
..thr so stupid! F*** yah! They r al nuckl dragging redneck KKK membrz ho hate homerseptuals and cling to guns and religin. Whut a bunch of uninligtned f***ing moorons! Christins are so f***ing stuped! Evry 1 nows that we liberals are th smartest peopl!
(Thhhhp…Cough! Cough! Hack! Cough!)
Oh, wow! Butt now that r mussia iz taking ofice, thre wil be nothing but ranbows and sunshin. R nu leader wull bring paradise on gaia…no mor evel oil…just wind and electrik powr. No nooks! Muslems will stope bombing us…just the evel joos ho desrve it 4 steeling Areb land! The world wull now luv us! Osama wil pay mi rent and increse mi welfar pay…uhh..wages. R golrius leder wul leguliz mara…mara…the s**t i’m smoking! F*** ya! 2 bud u stuped repulicins didnt hav cool tin foil hats that kept out th evel milatrry mind control reys that we demokrats had. It’s the f***ing miltaqry ful of baby killrs that mad u vot 4 that stuped Mccane and that f***ing hore Palen.
(Thhhp….Cough! Cough! Cough!)
Hale to r nu leder! Obrman and O donnll tell the truth! Holywud peple tell it lik it iz! Tanks 4 telling off those stuped f***ing conservtivs! Bake 2 commenting on 911 truh and hate amerika videos on youtube…
Commander Moonbeam signing off from Mom’s basement….I mean…Obama base, Zeta Reticuli.
#4 Jimmy
I agree, it is an evil smile reveling in the joy of eating eyeballs. In answer to your question – Yes, you have too many eyeballs. Do you think goggles would help?
All I see after the title “scary evil monkey” is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, de blah…………………
HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! That monkey is toooo funny…..made me spew coke everywhere!
what kind is it, anyway?
#17 Ozmott – Duh! It is a scary and evil monkey!
But seriously, the flat face kind of reminds me of a marmoset.
My too many eyeballs, HCG… the better to see you with.
Jimmy – A wolf in grandma clothing? Well then. maybe you’ll be able to turn the tables when SCE comes around for your eyeball redistrabooooshunn.
Ozmot got me looking, and I think I finally found SCE’s breed (genus?). At first, his misshapen head made me look to marmosets. Then I looked to the “but-monkey” of Laura Ingraham fame. Then I considered the possibility he was a monkey-faced liberal (he is, but that is not his breed). SCE is a “snub-nosed monkey”. http://images.china.cn/images1/200801/418006.jpg
Ugly little trolls.
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hey man, haven’t seen the evil monkey in a while . . .
“hey man, haven’t seen the evil monkey in a while . . ”
No need apparently, Janeane seems to be filling in quite well as a screech monkey.