
When you’re alone, IMAO’s dial-toney
You can always go
Downtime
Internet’s still got fury, but interns are all blurry
Seems not to help, I know
Downtime
Just listen to some music, play in traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk fighting ICE like Goode and Pretti
How can you lose?
The Rights are much brighter there
You can forget all about Tribbles, forget all your cares
So go with
Downtime
Things will stagnate when you’re
Downtime
No finer interns in place, for sure
Downtime
Everything’s waiting for Emu

I don’t know what everyone else did, but I just played with the buttons on the walls of my padded cell.
Surely you’re kidding.
I was actually playing Rock’em Sock’em Robots by myself.
Yeah I’m kidding. They took the buttons away years ago.
I like the shiny ones. I think they’re called Rhymestones..or something.
…nothing 😪…
Stop it!! Now I’m crying and I haven’t cried in 43 years 😭
Been working on my card collection, getting ready to try and sell some of the catalog. Got to find the best ones for grading and maybe try selling the ungraded ones to a dealer in my area. I was srprised at how much my whole ungraded is estimated at. Take your guesses and closest gets 10 bacons and a Harvey award.
….$31.50
… for the five of clubs.
He’s got a near mint Doubleday paperback of Catcher In The Rye worth an easy buck fifty to any budding serial killer.
Wait — a guy who worked at a library has a card catalog? What are the chances?
Rather good I would say. I almost got an old wooden card catalog, 64 drawers. I was promised it but they ended up giving it to someone else. Royally pissed. Those can go new for over $2500.
I have a two-drawer one I cherish. Really. It’s made of quality hardwood. Trying to think of a fit use for it.
Metal finger-holds and front squares for mounting title cards.
Inside, sliding metal card-holders.
I don’t know about you, but I spent five days bragging that my comment broke the whole furshlugginer internet. Now I got nothing. Sad emoji face.
I don’t think I have enough hours in the day to do things every time IMAO screws up…
Petula Clark is still tight!
This made me dream of wood.
Norwegian wood, isn’t it good?