Most of us don’t give much thought to those holding up signs saying “Bush = Hitler”, but is it time we consider the possibility? Hitler was into the occult, so it’s possible he faked his death and used black magic to disguise himself as a Texan. For all we know, Bush could really be Hitler.
In Bush’s last days, if he suddenly unveils he is really Hitler and unleashes his Hitler plans involving world conquest through UFOs, dinosaurs, and pirates, the liberals are going to be like, “See! He was Hitler! We told you!” And we’re all going to look really stupid if we hadn’t even given that possibility some honest thought.
So, let’s give the possibility some thought. If Bush is Hitler, where would his secret base be where he could covertly train dinosaurs to fly UFOs filled with pirates?
Hmm, this would explain the FEMA death camps…
His base is Atlantis where his buddy Aquaman AKA Josef Mengele who faked his death by drowning ironically enough, continues his genetic experiments cloning super smart dinosaurs to fly the pirate-filled UFOs. Mostly he’s using velociraptors as t-rex’s arms are waayyy too short and ungainly.
Dallas!
What is “truth” anyway? If we can’t really define it, then who is to say that this theory is no less valid than the one where Hitler was understood to have committed suicide? Certainly this theory has the same, or possibly more, validity than the next and it shouldn’t be dismissed.
Obama = Stalin
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Not really,Stalin had too much testosterine.
Silly Frank! Dinosaurs don’t need to be trained to fly UFOs! They are born with that knowledge. Your whole theory falls apart.
First of all you have to know that global warming has wiped out the pirates. There is a negative correlation between the two. So wipe the UFO Pirates off the list.
Heil BuShitler.
BTW: William SHATner will be piloting the UFO in his spandex getup. Woooosh! The final afrontier.
More truthfully: Obama = Lenin
In John Murtha’s Shower. It’s the only place big enough to train a dino, ad Hippies are scared of bathing. It’s the perfect cover.
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If Bush is Hitler, where would his secret base be where he could covertly train dinosaurs to fly UFOs filled with pirates?
Duh. Why do you think he invaded Iraq? Aside from the oil, of course.
Easy. He uses the Bermuda Triangle. That explains everything.
Where would he train the dinosaurs? Under the Denver Airport of course! DUH!!!!!1
You fools! You’re all wrong! EVERYONE knows that the secret training base is at Bohemian Grove! The flying saucer plans were finally acquired by reverse-engineering from the (covered up!) wreckage from Roswell. EVERYONE knows that Hitler/Bush TRIED to begin the Nazi UFO program from plans passed to the Thule Occult Society via mindwave/dreamlink from the beings of Persei-Omicron 8. The problem was, that the last broadcast (which included the all-important matter/antimatter drive designs) was “garbled” due to interference from an unforseen spike in solar flare activity during that year, and the Nazi UFO program had to be shelved (for a while). Hitler/Bush then knew he could only complete his UFO program by capturing the UFO that crashed in Tunguska forest, Russia in 1908 (now you know why he was so hell-bent to invade Russia!). The Dinosaurs came from the same technology that was used in the “fictional” books and movies by Michael Creighton, Jurassic Park, which were disseminated to the masses as disinformation, too “far fetched” to be believable. If you put all the pieces together, it all makes sense!!!
Also, the Pirates have all been cloned from DNA taken from Johnny Depp when he was DEEPLY in character during the shooting of “Dead Man’s Chest” (!) (using the same aforementioned JP technology), and will all be Keith Richardsesque. Remember the scene in Pirates 3 when all the Jack Sparrows were running around? It will be just like that when Hitler/Bush finally unleashes his final onslaught, imposing his “father’s” New World Order, except less creepy.
I think he should use Superman’s Fortress of Solitude in the arctic. Of course, the dinosaurs would die but there are lots of other cool things Bushitler could use…
“The Man of Steel maintains an interplanetary collection of pets. Most if not all of them are the last remaining animals of their respective planets.” These could replace the dinosaurs and could potentially be even cooler and meaner.
“The laboratory allows Superman to develop serums and solutions to aid the innocent.” Or turn hippies into conservatives.
“The monitors are tuned in to international broadcasts.” Again, very handy. No congressional whining on this surveillance either.
“Throughout the Fortress are various androids.” Oh yes. Andriods.
Here is a training camp in the bermuda triangle. These i-cloned babies are expert defecation marksman and can fly perfect missles anywhere marxist socialists whineandmanipulate
Gitmo obviously. That’s why it must be closed!
Now I get all the Jooooooooooos voting for Obama…slaps forehead!!!
So do the dinosaurs paint the ufo’s green to sneak across my lawn? Cause I have never had to tell a dinosaur to “get off my lawn”
You know what? If he can pull that off, I am joining team Hitler.
The Bush legacy:
dinosaurs flying UFOs filled with pirates.Patriots flying FA-18’s filled with smart bombs.The Obama legacy: hippies driving Volkswagens filed with community organizers.
The Clinton legacy: bimbos flying low with a mouth full.
The Regan legacy: economy flying high with freedom.
You have a simple brain.
This is confusing as hell. I thought I was Hitler. The hippies gather to protest in front of the county courthouse so I drive by and flip them off. They always call me “HITLER!!!!!”
Oh, I get it now, we’re BOTH Hitler!
Me-n-Bush in Hitler uniforms tag-teaming some maggotbeard hippies! WooHoo!
He could very well be one of the “Boys from Brazil”. In which case not actually Hitler, but a clone or is that clown? Anyway, after der fuhrer leaves office I’m not so sure that history won’t show that he did as much damage to the U. S. as Hitler did to Germany. Obviously not as overt but we will know better when we see how many wheelbarrows of currency it takes to buy a loaf of bread.
I do have a question. Many of you mention hippies from time to time and in the context of, “punching hippies” which really sounds O K to me but being somewhat new to IMAO and not having a lot of hippies around except for ex hippies (who are really still hippies they just changed their looks) my question is this. Is a hippie a hippie or do you distinguish between what may appear to be male or female? If confronted with a female hippie do you get to punch or do you have to have your wife do it for you? I’ve just been wondering.
In 2020 all the hippies ,many of them former hippies are over 70 and are often Bernie Sandes groupies. 11/10/20
I have another question. Where I live a lot of “cowboys” look like hippies used to. Do you still punch them?
-If Bush is Hitler, where would his secret base be where he could covertly train dinosaurs to fly UFOs filled with pirates?-
Duhhh…Area 51! That’s where they’ve been keeping the UFO’s for years! Haven’t you ever listened to Coast to Coast (Art Bell)? That’s probably where Hitler got his new Bush body!
Idaho Spud…think like Eric Cartman. If they say they want to save the world, but do nothing but smoke pot and smell bad, or they’re in a leftist university, that means they’re hippies. Punch them hard. If they have Obama bumper stickers on their car, drive an old Volkswagon bus and / or wear Che shirts, punch them extra hard. IF it’s a woman, just pimp-slap her. If they’re from San Francisco or Hollywood (Sodom or Gomorrah) take no chances…shoot them on sight!
Jimmy…You hit the nail right on the head!
Yeah, thanks Eros, but my fingers were moving too fast and the “a” got left out of Reagan!! Argh…. For that, I shall surely be attacked by conservatives tonight. Cheers.
Spud,
The gender ambiguity can be a problem with hippies. When in doubt, knock ’em out. As for the cowboys, ask them if they liked Brokeback Mountain. Real cowboys will punch you first, before they even answer. Hippies with big belt buckles will nod approvingly. Fire away.
BTW, I’m still laughing at your BSU/ISU/UI breakdown from yesterday!
Brokeback Mountain wouldn’t be that ‘woke’ today. The 2 lovers would have to be trannies.
He can live in Graceland with Elvis and Tupac.
Probably to Australian Rules Football. Not C-Span. Never.
The International Space Station. That balky zero-Gee toilet with urine recycling unit they installed was just a cover story for their Dino-UFO training simulator.
In respect to the Hippie gender question,
Is the gender of a fish relevant when you catch it? Is the gender of a horse relevant when you ride it? Is the gender of a bovine relevant when you eat it? No. Same applies to hippies, since their primary function is being punched, gender is irrelevant. I know they ‘look’ like people, but you should not anthropomorphize them.
“If Bush is Hitler, where would his secret base be where he could covertly train dinosaurs to fly UFOs filled with pirates?”
Where least expected: The White House.
Spud, it’s always best to punch first and ask questions later where hippies are involved. Many hippies have gone underground and now appear mainstream. They move among us as everyday people but can usually be spotted by their tells (really small glasses, women who wear no make up, men who always wear corduroy sport coats and hush puppies, people who drive Saabs and Volvos or any “green” car, or anyone who always looks like they “care” too much…
I had no idea UFO’s were big enough for dinosaurs. Obviously these are Borg dinosaurs and Bush/Hitler is part of the whole Borg nest thing, likely the leader, which makes me think about that old bulge in the back of his jacket hmm….
What is “truth” anyway?
Truth is the quality of a statement that indicates how close that statement matches the reality it is talking about.
There are two kinds of truth. The first type are statements like “The sky is blue.” This is a statement that is independent of the person making it. Either the sky is or is not blue, and who is making the statement and observation is irrelavant.
The second kind are statements like “Red means stop” Stop lights are conventions that we accept. “Meaning” is a subjective, ideal or mental concept, it does not exist outside of a mind. So questions like who is saying it becomes important. The actual color has no meaning in and of itself, outside of a person to assign it. And in this case especially, it does not matter which color “means” what function we should execute, as long as the population agree to the meaning of traffic light colors.
In the case of Bush being Hitler, I find it very difficult to figure out how such a statement could be true. Hitler was born in 1889 and had Parkinson’s, which means that Bush would really be 119 years old. He don’t look it.
The only way this statement can be true is in the second sense. And even then, looking at the two men, it is hard to see any similarities.
Obama = McCartney
He always struck me as that type.
And I’ve been under the Denver Airport. No UFO’s, but then again, nothing was flying.
Uh-oh, a new strain of Bush derangement syndrome has appeared in Idaho. Even hippie-punchers (or those claiming to be hippie punchers) are infected by it.
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>Obama = McCartney
Does that mean Biden = Ringo?
I did a google search for Bush is Hitler, and got 12,100,000 hits. Maybe there is more to this theory than I thought?
Minor technical note: It would make more tactical sense to train pirates to fly UFOs filled with dinosaurs. Most dinosaurs are Asian, and we all know how they drive. Besides, which is more lethal, a velociraptor or Johnny Depp? http://xkcd.com/87/ http://xkcd.com/135/
My girlfriend is Chinese, and she warned me early in the relationship to avoid the 99 Ranch Market parking lot on weekends, (proof she cares about my safety).
the secret base id hiding inside Biden’s hair plugs waiting to be unleashed upon Obama January 20th and have the real Bush puppet Joe Biden run the country. No not really t hat would be obvious
now wouldn’t. The real secret base is of course California how else do you explain all the wackos.
Oh, come on.
The secret base is obviously Atlantis.
Well you’ve all got it backwards. Any Kossack can tell you, Hitler was a BushCo employee. Prescott or Vannevar, I forget which, but that’s how it goes. These guys go all the way back. And it’s all funded by the pirate treasure and maltese falcon and shit buried under the scull&bones club house, on Oak Island. Which is where they keep the dinos.
The secret base is under the strange blue astroturf. And the UFO’s won’t be flown by dinosaurs, they will be flown by smurfs. Smiling, killer smurfs.
Haven’t you seen Alias or any of those spy shows? Bush is wearing a rubber face mask and when he pulls it off, you will see the face of Hitler! Who is brave enough to try to rip it off. Plus, it is more likely that Bush is Hitler than that Obama is Hitler (just sayin), because Hitler would never masquerade as one of the liberal illuminati. It would be too obvious.
Dinosaurs were crappy pilots…that’s why they went extinct. Hitler tried to stuff them into the ME-109 & FW-190’s…but their tails hung out of the cockpits creating drag, their spikes kept bumping into the ordnance controls causing unintended bomb/cannon release, their arms were too short to pull back fully on the stick, and they couldn’t handle positive G’s worth a damn. Everytime they saw a large mammal running across the glorious Black Forest they just augured in trying to chase them. Goering tried to make it work, but BushFuhrer was too smart for that.
You guys need to read more history…sheesh.
Obama = McCarthy?
“Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Republican Party?”