tuday speaker pelosi takes over congress. dis must bee very sad day for all u poor dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues. due not cry for i weel cheer u up. cum close and i weel give you big hug. yes. come closer for big big hug.
NOW I EET UR EYEBALLS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
wit democrat monkeys in charge no one weel be able to stop me an my monkey freends from eeting all ur eyeballs! an no one weel stop islamo monkeys frum keeling all u cuz democrats monkey weel no longer geev money to ur dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jue soldiers!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
boosh no save u and mean man mister rumersfeld is gon! all day is left is democrat monkey an ur eyeballs an my mouth wit wich i weel eet ur eyeballs!
but no worry dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues. i hav sumting else for u.
MY POO! WICH I THROW AT U! POO MADE FRUM UR EYEBALLS WICH I EET!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Stupid Monkey, You couldn’t get past my GOGGLES!!!
That or you’d stupidly get your fist stuck in my eyesocket because you’re not smart enough to let go of the eyeball, then I could wring your little monkey neck.
JAYNE COBB FOR PRESIDENT 2008!!!
possibly the most coherent and reasonable thing we will hear from the democ-rats for a long, long time.
my eyeballs are defective and most likely taset like pickled okra. monkeys hate pickled okra.
Frank, why do you keep letting Nancy Pelosi post here? And to refer to herself in the third person while she’s at it?
possibly the most coherent and reasonable thing we will hear from the democ-rats for a long, long time.
ditto. Unless they start talking in spanish-monkey.
BTW, who is Jayne Cobb?
Jayne Cobb is the Hero of Canton. Duh!
Frank,
You’re a little scary.
Jayne
The man they call Jayne
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain’t hard to explain
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne
Now Jayne saw the Mudders’ backs breaking
He saw the Mudders lament
And he saw the magistrate taking
Every dollar and leaving five cents
So he said, “You can’t do that to my people”
He said “You can’t crush ’em under your heel”
Jayne strapped on his hat
And in five seconds flat
Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain’t hard to explain
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne
Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Jayne
He turned ’round his plane
And let that money hit the sky
He dropped it onto our houses
He dropped it into our yards
And the man call Jayne
He turned ’round his plane
And headed out for the stars
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
Our love for him now ain’t hard to explain
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
S.E.M. needs to do “The Sadaam” on the end of a long drop and a short rope!
Madconducter,
Jayne is a character from the short lived (but amazingly awesome) TV series Firefly. Also appears in the movie Serenity.
I have recently developed a taste for chilled monkey brains. There isn’t much to eat, and the flavor is nasty, but preparing it is quite enjoyable.
I will gut evil monkey like a fish!
Shocking Photos! Scary Evil Monkey and Right Wing Duck getting cozy. Not for the faint of heart.
Nancy, out without your keepers again. Be a good little DemoCRAP and take your meds, and try on this nice new coat for us. We promise you can play with the children later, after your nappie…
It is fascinating that it is liberals who are supposed to be highly educated and cultured. Here we have two sterling examples of this in Scary Evil Monkey and the Kos Kids.
The former is illiterate and ignorant and the latter is coarse, crude, vulgar, obscene and salacious.
By their fruits shall ye know them!
My kids love this monkey. (anything that loves to fling poo is funny in their books).