The folks at the Monger Horde have been posting vicious fabrications asserting that Frank J. has a thing for manatee pr0n.
At least it’s SUPPOSED to be a fabrication.
But then how would you explain this recent screen capture of the IMAO front page?

I credit TopicAds from CafePress.com for blowing the lid off this scandal.

Gerard of American Digest recently pointed out that no one has yet compared Bush to Vlad the Impaler, and – upon reading that – it occured to me that the left is making a huge mistake in comparing Bush to Hitler.
After all, Hitler managed to hold the reins of German power for 11 years and was directly responsible for millions of deaths.
What’s Bush’s confirmed body count?
Why, it’s not even as impressive as Ted Kennedy’s.
Besides, as the frothing Kos-kids are forever pointing out, Bush is an idiotic bumbler who has the cunning of Grimace and the success-to-failure ratio of Wile E. Coyote. Surely a more accurate comparison would be to those lovable, bumbling villians who bluff and bluster but never manage to really hurt anyone before their ill-conceived schemes blow up in their faces.
So here’s a list of dangerously unbalanced and/or evil people to whom comparing Bush would be FAR more reasonable:

Snidely Whiplash
C. Montgomery Burns
Boris and/or Natasha
Cobra Commander
Elmer Fudd
Sylvester Pussycat
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Any Batman villain from the TV series.
Pinky and/or The Brain
Shredder
Harcourt Fenton “Harry” Mudd
David Letterman and/or Paul Schaffer
The Wachowski brothers
Sideshow Bob
Captain Hook
The Wicked Witch of the West
Severus Snape
Gargamel
Vizzini
Witchiepoo
Skeletor
Jareth the Goblin King
Dr. Smith
and, of course, Frank J.
Who – like George W. Bush – has yet to have a SINGLE confirmed kill of either a monkey or ninja, despite his numerous half-implemented plans to bring about their destruction.

Rebuttals and/or additions are welcome in the comments.

Sorry for no posting by me so far today; it’s been real busy at work and then I have Legend Zelda to play at home and SarahK is always wanting me to pay her attention and stuff. Also, sometimes I need to take the dog outside so she can do her business.
Anyhoo, lots been happening on the political stage, so In My World™ will finally return tomorrow and should be extra super funny.
Be honorable, ronin.

All that food we sent to this nation back in the day has led them to to be able to go to Somalia and attack the Islamists, whoever THEY are. Oh yeah, The terrorists
Here’s a link.

Time to put the Nuke the Moon IMAO graphic back up. Happy NUKE Year!
Here’s the HNY graphic if you’ve been in a coma and need to know what sort of new year was wished for you.

Hope it was happy, while it was new anyway maybe your family can tell you if you smiled some.