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Leftists Plan Striptease Event to Raise Money for Convicted Antifa Terrorists
The Liberty Daily | May 26, 2026 | Hudson Crozier, The Daily Caller

Leftists are planning an Oregon “strip club” event to raise money for a group supporting convicted members of an Antifa terrorist cell in Texas.

The Williamette Valley Abolition Project will host a May 31 “Sluts 4 Prairieland Defendants” event in Eugene for the sixteen people convicted over a July 2025 shooting at the federal government’s Prairieland Detention Facility for migrants, according to a Friday Instagram announcement. Seven defendants pleaded guilty to terrorism offenses for aiding the Antifa-aligned group that carried out the attack, while jurors convicted nine others of terrorism, attempted murder and other offenses in March. …

A federal investigation found that several defendants arrived at the Prairieland Detention Facility in Alvarado on July 4 night, kicking off a pre-planned protest that took a violent turn. The mob threw fireworks and vandalized federal property before ringleader Benjamin Song opened fire on a police officer, prosecutors said. Authorities arrested several at the scene and began searching for others responsible, including Song, who was a fugitive for eleven days.

16 Comments

  1. Somebody’s gonna hurt someone (Somebody)
    Before the night is through
    Somebody’s gonna get sh*tfaced
    There’s nothin’ we can do
    (Everybody) Everybody wants to beat somebody
    If it takes all night
    Everybody wants to march down to the jail
    And break their pals out, right?

    There’s gonna be a jailbreak tonight
    A jailbreak tonight, I know
    There’s gonna be some heads broke tonight
    A riot tonight, I know
    Let’s go
    We can beat up all the ICEers
    We can get down to the bone
    We can take it to the parkin’ lot
    But either way, there’s gonna be a
    Jailbreak tonight, a jailbreak tonight, I know
    (Lord, I know)
    There’ll be a jailbreak tonight

    Break ‘em out…

  2. Any honest, humane judge will count seeing these malformed, unkempt beasts naked as time served at any sentencing. A bunch of punk haired Buddha bellied lesbians with an audience of predators, pedos and other assorted Hitler Youth should be forced to pay reparations and cover any PTSD treatment costs incurred from this terroristic proposal.

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