Straight Line of the Day: Why Would a UFO Look Like a Potato?

New Pentagon release details “potato” UAP over Colorado Springs
Fox21 | 6-12-26 | Ashley Eberhardt

The latest batch of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) reports from the Department of War includes an incident in 2022 in which five members of the U.S. Army reportedly saw an object shaped like a potato hovering over Cheyenne Mountain. …

“The object was ‘potato’ shaped with distinct edges and appeared to look painted in a creamy/whitish opalescent color. It was somewhat translucent with a slight shimmer”…

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Feds Offer Up To $15 Million For Tips On Top MS-13 Leaders ‘Porky’ And ‘Cuervo’
Tampa Free Press | June 18, 2026 | Jack Kaminsky

The U.S. government is significantly ramping up its efforts to capture two high-ranking leaders of the MS-13 gang, offering a combined reward of up to $15 million for information leading to their arrest or conviction. …

Specifically, authorities increased the reward to up to $10 million for Yulan Adonay Archaga Carías, a fugitive widely known by the alias “Porky.” A separate reward of up to $5 million is being offered for Víctor Eduardo Morales Zelaya, who goes by the street name “Cuervo.”