New Pentagon release details “potato” UAP over Colorado Springs
Fox21 | 6-12-26 | Ashley EberhardtThe latest batch of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) reports from the Department of War includes an incident in 2022 in which five members of the U.S. Army reportedly saw an object shaped like a potato hovering over Cheyenne Mountain. …
“The object was ‘potato’ shaped with distinct edges and appeared to look painted in a creamy/whitish opalescent color. It was somewhat translucent with a slight shimmer”…
Giorgio:
“Yes, indeed they are real and people have reported the pilots of them looking remarkably like Mr. Potato Head.”
They were hoping to attract Porky or Cuervo for the reward, but their time portal malfunction put them into the incorrect time/space location…
Unidentified Fry-ing Object
The Chameleon Circuit malfunctioned mid-change – they are really embarrassed about it…
To blend in while flying in Idaho.
That’s what Kamala told Willie…”I da ho.”
…the members of Devo are returning to their homeworld.
You’ve heard of eyes in the skies?
Potato S.A.C. to Interceptor: Did you catch them?
Interceptor: No, they peeled out.
… proving energy = mash times the speed of light squared.
Their timing was a bit off. Did they use the julienne calendar?
Bloody bastards!
The most famous historical potato shortage was the Irish Potato Famine (Great Famine) from 1845 to 1852.
This did not contribute to that but DQ and Sonic did raise the price on fries by .02 cents per fry.🍟
Don’t forget that time the Red men scalloped the settlers.
Probably just another Martian YouTuber, in search of the fabled half orange, half man creature.
Mmmm…. pan-galactic fried taters?
Maybe they were using delish-yum crystals!