Transitioning Dork to the right:
“Just look at that dumb Blonde with the fake boobs. Disgusting. Mine are actually going to be real…and that’s actually a felony in most states; tampering with food items or food weighing scales….and the tattoos are a deal breaker for me. I hate them more than the temporary penis I’m wearing right now.”
“No, this is the baked goods section – melons are weighed over there…”
She plans to charge by the pound…
Transitioning Dork to the right:
“Just look at that dumb Blonde with the fake boobs. Disgusting. Mine are actually going to be real…and that’s actually a felony in most states; tampering with food items or food weighing scales….and the tattoos are a deal breaker for me. I hate them more than the temporary penis I’m wearing right now.”
Lighter than you’d suspect due to inflation.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.