Transitioning Dork to the right:
“Just look at that dumb Blonde with the fake boobs. Disgusting. Mine are actually going to be real…and that’s actually a felony in most states; tampering with food items or food weighing scales….and the tattoos are a deal breaker for me. I hate them more than the temporary penis I’m wearing right now.”
“No, this is the baked goods section – melons are weighed over there…”
She plans to charge by the pound…
Transitioning Dork to the right:
“Just look at that dumb Blonde with the fake boobs. Disgusting. Mine are actually going to be real…and that’s actually a felony in most states; tampering with food items or food weighing scales….and the tattoos are a deal breaker for me. I hate them more than the temporary penis I’m wearing right now.”
Lighter than you’d suspect due to inflation.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Something about cream-filled, but I’m too distracted to think straight…
We need a new caption, because the one it comes with is wrong. They ain’t Lidl, not at all!
Ma’am, this is a full service location, let me help you with that.
Prevent back issues ladies, match the weight on the back to the weight on the front.
Blonde: “They said on the radio that before every purchase you must weigh the pros and cans.”
Blonde: “See? I told my boyfriend that my cleavage carries absolutely no weight.”
I’d buy that for a dollar a pound
The economy is TIGHT!
Um, where’s the check-out line?
What? I weigh my Willy that way.
“I’m trying to send a mammogram to my boyfriend.”
View ruined by cheap tats.