The folks at the Monger Horde have been posting vicious fabrications asserting that Frank J. has a thing for manatee pr0n.
At least it’s SUPPOSED to be a fabrication.
But then how would you explain this recent screen capture of the IMAO front page?
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I credit TopicAds from CafePress.com for blowing the lid off this scandal.

And what about all the links to Horny Manatee that Frank has been hiding in his posts?
Ya gotta admit, them manatees are some sexy bitches.
Damn. Just when you think ya got this bloggin thing figured out, here comes the f***in salesman.
I love manatees too. They’re delicious.
Personally, I prefer womanatees… but hey, that’s just me.
Well how else are we going to maintain the elusive possibility of mermaids? Manatee’s don’t spawn humanoid offspring by themselves.
quoting Larry the Cucumber
“BARBRA MANATEE!!! YOU ARE THE ONE FOR ME!!! SENT FROM UP ABOVE!!! YOU ARE THE ONE I LOVE!!!!”
Thank you, Thank you…
I’ve been wondering about those stupid cafepress ads, especially when I see f-d up pro arab sh*t or about freeing Palestine; I think cafepress’s got their wires crossed or it’s a freaking subliminal conspiracy.
I am the eggplant, I am the eggplant, I am the manatee, koo koo ca chooo!