der is contest for beest libral blogee. i beest libral blogee! i tell u truth bout how monkeys like mee weel eet ur eyeballs and throw poo at u now dat wee in charge. u no git that from utter blogees. i even hav vidyo to explain new democratee monkey rulers to u. u only git day frum mee da beest libral blogger!
so u go to wizzybanger site an nomeenate imao seence i blogee heer an am best libral blogee by far. u do dis an i weel not eet ur eyeballs even tho u dum stoopid neocon heelbily jue. dis is fair compreemise frum best libral blogee. u shood all agree or u even mo dum stoopid dan i first thot.
GO NOW! OR UR EYEBALLS R MINE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best picture yet of Pelosi…
jeemy carter! u heelp! u nomeenate me! u gud preseedent. monkeys luv carter! he no dum stoopid. too meeny peeple meen to carter. i throw poo at dem!
Aww, wook at the cute witto monkey wif his beady devil eyes and little filthy razor sharp teefs. Just wanna snuggle and cuddle him ’til he stops squirming.
He looks familiar.
Wasn’t he the one who used to drag Andrew Sullivan around on a leash?
Desperation is sooooo unattractive.
no wut is also uneetractive?
HAVING NO EYEBALLS BECAUSE I ATE DEM AN TURNED DEM TOO POO AN THREW DEM AT U!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
SEM,
Well, your spelling is on par with liberal blogs (all right, I know it’s often calling the kettle black, but my excuse is that part of my brain is in shut down after work and my spell checker doesn’t seem to work on the comment section here).
To be a true far left blogger, you need to begin to use swear words at least three times each sentance. As well, you haven’t blamed Bush for at least five things on any given entry, nor have you called all conservitives racist. These three things are a must to make you a steller Leftist blogger.
Tell you what, though…post a picture of yourself humping Nancy Peloci’s face, and you’ll have my nomination!
…for some reason…I can’t see what I’m typing anymore…or anything else…and there’s this funny smell…coming from this…’stuff’ on my shirt…
/begin Redneck Commentary
Well, yew durn little eeevil-lookin’ vurmint, yew can TRY throwin’ yer poo if’n ya feel like it. But ya might wanna think about it first, cause we-all don’t throw poo – we throw lead! Haw!
/end Redneck Commentary