It’s Friday, so you know it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) His dark blue suit to come back from the cleaners. This lighter blue one looks totally gay. What are they using those cleaning fluids for, anway…. they’d better be using them for the chemical weapons attack next Tuesday on Be’ersheva.
b) The weather to get cold enough so he can start wearing his furry hat. The hat really makes him look good in the press photos.
c) The St. Louis Cardinals to make a miracle run at the end of the season. Not that he ever gets to use his season tickets.
or
d) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
a bowel movement . . . soon.
he’s praying that nobody notices the air biscuit that squeezed out despite his best efforts.
–Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner–
e) Wishing he could sleep standing up like the guy two people to his right.
f) That people ton’t learn that all the praying mooslims do is just a cover because they are really lazy and have to take a break every couple hours.
THE WINNER
g) That he can afford the additional cost for a signed copy of “The Chronicals of Dubya” and a signed photo of sarahk.
A prayer of thanksgiving for democratic victories
He’s praying that Santa brings him lots of enriched uranium.
That the Scary Evil Monkey doesn’t eat his eyeballs.
Praying for Gray Suit Guy’s nose to stop whistling with each breath.
Did you mean Arizona Cardinals, or does it take a few months for them to find out baseball results over there?
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For more wells, so his people can be free.
loomdog,
LOL!
please, please, please, let me get an invite to the tomkat wedding, please, please, please,…
e) Isreal dissapears from the maps.
f) more C-4 to realize choice e.
g) The Middle East begins to recognise toilet paper so he doesn’t have to wash his left hand.
h) Congress denies funding for the fence along the Mexican boarder so terrorists continue to have a free rout into America.
//h) Congress denies funding for the fence along the Mexican boarder so terrorists continue to have a free rout into America.
Posted by Wolfman Dan at November 17, 2006 08:27 PM//
That really won’t matter since the Democrats will welcome them through the front door with open arms & a blind eye like Clinton did. In fact, al-Gore will apologize for us while servicing them like a desperate geisha while they’re here.
He’s a Iowa Hawkeye fan and he just watched his team get their asses handed to them by Wisconsin and he’s praying to Allah to “take me now before I have to endure watching my beloved Hawkeyes get bitch slapped by the lowly and very gay Minnesota Golden Gophers Allah Be Praised”…
Allah, grant me the serenity
to simply hate the jews I cannot kill;
the courage to kill the jews I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
He’s praying that Allah will bring him a pony and a plastic rocket for Ramalamadingdong.
Silly Mahmoud. Allah isn’t real. He’d have a better chance praying to Mr. Clean.