I got off the bus, looked up, and said “How do those Skittles folks know what a rainbow tastes like?”
Yahoo! Answers has a few suggestions, but I’ve come to the conclusion that the Skittles folks are 100% dead wrong.
Rainbow tastes like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken, you know.
That’s because of the Matrix. The Matrix made everything taste like chicken. The Skittles folks must be in cahoots with Agent Smith.
I gotta go with chicken also. Manatee and bald eagle both taste like chicken, so I imagine a rainbow does too. Rainbow, the other, other white meat.
Let’s be logical. Mars knows what rainbows taste like because they have captured the leprechaun from Lucky Charms
Who else would know what rainbows taste like better than a leprechaun whose gold is buried under one.
I rest my case.
Not so fast Sean, if that realy is your name. The Special Forces from Kellog’s of Battle Creek freed the leprechaun (his real name is Paddy O’Furniture) and Paddy claims he did not break under interrogation.
Rainbows taste like cotton.
Spotted owls taste like blue whale…which tastes more like veal than chicken.
Rainbows taste like water, since….uhm…that’s what they are…
Gunga
“Rainbows taste like water, since….uhm…that’s what they are…”
Way to use those deductive skills. Now you’ve ruined the joke for everybody. Mr. smartypants scienceman.
Rainbows taste like spoiled lunch meat. That’s why I don’t eat Skittles.
Oh c’mon. Are you sure you want to know what rainbows taste like?
Veeshir,
Arrraaaak! Don’t do that to me, man.
Old joke:
Do you think the first guy to eat a chicken told all his buddies that it tasted just like lizard?