Poor Rush. He’s been gonig through so much lately.
The good news is that he promised the judge he would straighten out. The bad news is he needed Viagra.
So what’s it like when you’re rich and famous and the whole world knows about your… um.. medication? I don’t know. Why are you looking at ME? Let’s change the subject as quickly as we can…
Anway, what were those first few minutes like when they first checked his bags and found he had a bottleof Viagra with Rush’s doctor’s name on it instead of his own? Rush Limbaugh Busted With Viagra!! A man can do a lot of fast talking when caught with with a bottle of Viagra. Or a small farm animal.
WHAT?
STOP STARING AT ME!!!
Anyway, here’s my top ten…
Top Ten Statements by Rush Limbaugh When He Got Busted With A Bottle of Viagra.
10. I didn’t think twice when they asked me if I had a “suspicious package.”
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9. Please note: Half the pills are gone. (winks)
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8. I tried to bribe the pilots for a turn at the wheel but they only accept beer.
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7. What do you MEAN they’re not Advil’s???
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6. They’re for work. Viagra helps me keep my energy up at high altitudes.
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5. Will you please stop asking me if I’m Happy To See You!!!
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4. Honest mistake. I told the flight attendant that I wanted something for my peanuts.
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3. Are you SURE that the Mile High Club involves TWO people?
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2. I’d kill for some painkillers. And a lap dance.
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And the NUMBER ONE Statement by Rush Limbaugh When He Got Busted With A Bottle of Viagra.
“I think the pills started working. Could you frisk me again?”
Somebody told me that if I take these I’ll get taller.
I’m just holding them for Bob Dole
It’s been reported that where he was going is known as a place to go for plenty of sex…
I guess that’s why he needed all that Viagra for the trip.
Did Rush happen to name his doctor? Was it Dr. Duck? If so I think I now understand why he never got around to answering last weeks questions. I’d say the doctor had his hands full or at least half-full and busy.
I like Rush’s real remarks better:
“I’ve been racking my brain. I’m trying to figure out how Bob Dole’s luggage got onto my airplane.”
Later: “I had told my doctor that I was concerned about the next election, not, er…”
And finally: “It is what it is.”
‘cuz viagra is known for sex you know
sex…viagra
sex…
Rush Limbaugh
just so you know
RUSH LIMBAUGH IS HAVING LOTS OF SEX!
Staring at RWD –hmmmm
What kinda farm animal –that makes a difference, ya know!
So a fat idiotic super right-wing tosser needs a hand getting it up. What are the chances!
Ever hear Bill Hicks ‘Rush the Scat Muncher’ sketch. You should check it out.
‘Can’t you just see it, Rush naked in a bath tub while Reagan, Quail and Bush pee all over him.’
This site pretends to be something to do with comedy (now that IS funny) so you guys should check it out. I’m sure Bill Hicks is right up your street.
Blah, Blah, Blah…you’re dumb. Blah, Blah, Blah…scatological reference to something totally childish, moronic and tasteless. Blah, Blah, Blah…I’m about as funny as wet toilet paper so you are unfunny and dumb. Grandpa Simpson is not my grandfather, I just happen to look like him. Now give me welfare!
What’s all this talk about pushing Limbaugh over Niagra Falls?
Let’s see…Rush is stopped in the airport in where…Florida…and his luggage is checked and then the news media is alerted that he has viagra? This in a state where old moron’s can’t figure out how to vote? Yea…ok…whatever! LOL!
Actually Rush gave two good excuses why he had Viagra. One was, “I take a 1/2 of viagra each day so I don’t pee on my shoes:; and, “I take a viagra before I go to bed so I won’t roll out of bed when I’m sleeping”.
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Researching this interesting note on Viagra:
This medication is sometimes prescribed for other uses; ask your doctor or pharmacist for more information.
See the whole article.
OK, here are two:
As well as erectile dysfunction, sildenafil citrate is also effective in the rare disease pulmonary arterial hypertension (PAH).
and
In 2005, Dr. Roland Fries and colleagues reported that sildenafil cut the frequency of Raynaud’s phenomenon attacks
From Wikipedia.
What person over 45 in Florida DOESN’T have Viagra-DUUH!!
If erectile disfunction is good enough for Bob Dole, it’s good enough for me.
ARE YOU MISSING SOMETHING?
Rush ‘Boss Hog’ Limbaugh has more money than god. He could hop into his Gulfstream G-IV any time and fly off the the most exclusive of destinations and vacation like a king.
So where does he go for the weekend? The Dominican Republic? One of the biggest hell-holes in the Caribbean, let alone the planet?
OK. Must be something else besides the unappealing slums and criminals running around the Dominican Republic…
Oh, yeah…age of consent for girls there is like — fourteen years old. There we are.
Amazing. There’s an explanation for everything that seems weird.
Project much?
How is a soldier supposed to fight with blood engorging his biological gun?