Since we’re discussing theology, it’s probably a good idea to include the commentary of His Infernal Majesty, Rowan Atkinson:
Since we’re discussing theology, it’s probably a good idea to include the commentary of His Infernal Majesty, Rowan Atkinson:
A classic!
I notice he didn’t mention the Scots.
Or William Sherman*.
* “Sherman will never go to hell, for he’ll flank the devil and make heaven in spite of all the guards.” – Confederate prisoner, Georgia, 1864
No mention of the Marine Devil Dogs ‘cuz God’s got ’em guarding the Pearly Gates. OORAH!
Very funny, but the line about the “Jews were right” is a rip off. The originator of the joke actually gave credit to the Mormons.
the smoking jacket was a nice touch
I first read the title line as Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury – the same loony-left, Muslim-boot-licking dooshnozzle who predicted shariah law in the UK within a decade or so – and I LOLd. “His Infernal Majesty” – yep, pretty much.
Then I figured out it was this guy, and again, I LOLd.
I have a cunning plan
for funny it’s hard to beat Mr Bean
I think Rowan needs a second in command.
This is the perfect entity
#6 made my day. 🙂
Live Free Or Die
That’s just great, while everybody else is enjoying paradise, your telling me I’m gonna’ get stuck on gate duty again? More patrols? And, how exactly am I supposed to kill somebody who is already dead?
^ Please refer back to the 3rd stanza of the USMC Hymn.>>> Slight correction to post #3,’Guarding the STREETS of Heaven.
Mr. Bean is Jewish?