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  1. July 2015: Bowing to the threat of continued lawsuits and condemnation by liberal politicians, the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) lift the ban on adults who are “open or avowed homosexuals” from occupying positions of leadership in the BSA. — However…time marches inexorably on — Feb 2020: The Boy Scouts of America filed for bankruptcy protection amid declining membership and a drumbeat of child sexual abuse allegations that have illuminated the depth of the homosexual problem within the organization and the Scouts’ failure to get a handle on it.

  2. THINGS THAT SOUTHERN BOYS WILL NEVER SAY
    30. When I retire, I’m movin’ North.
    29. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
    28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
    27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
    26. We don’t keep no guns in this house.
    25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
    23. Wrestling is fake.
    22. We’re vegetarians.
    21. Do you think my gut is too big?
    20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.
    19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
    18. Who gives a rip who won the Civil War?
    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    15. I just couldn’t find anything at Walmart today.
    14. Trim the fat off that steak.
    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    12. The tires on that truck are too dang big.
    11. I’ve got it all on the C: DRIVE.
    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
    8. I’ve got two cases of Blue Moon iced down for the Super Bowl.
    7. Checkmate!
    6. She’s too young to be wearing that bikini.
    5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
    4. I don’t have a favorite football team.
    3. “Youse Guys”
    2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

    Nope, no more beer for me. I’m driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Elizabeth Warren Campaign.

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