When talking to yourself out loud, hold some cellphone-sized object up to your ear.
Do not brag to people that you would have won a Harvey if not for THEM.
Do not cast your one vote for Lovey.
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How not to appear insane:
I always tell them that I was forced to do it by Leroy.
But I don’t tell them Leroy is the voice living inside my head and for rent free too.
How not to appear insane:
I always tell them that I was forced to do it by Leroy.
But I don’t tell them Leroy is the voice living inside my head and for rent free too.
… and don’t tell those stories about CornPop and the train conductor for the umpteenth time.
…don’t refer to oneself in the third person…
Don’t listen to this guy, he’s nuts!
…never lose an argument with yourself in public…
…pull down your pants and slide on the ice…
…don’t compulsively submit replies to IMAO posts…
…at all costs, avoid upsetting the Emu…
The emu is our only hope against the rise of the machines. Truthfully though, it might take two.
There is still another…
(stares wistfully into the distance wondering about the Yak.)
Ha!
“Don’t let those Chinese biologists near me!”
…when responding during a conversation, stay on topic and avoid engaging in conspiracy theories or inappropriate behavior …
How Not To Appear Insane: …
Don’t vote for Democrats.
Definitely don’t BE a Democrat.
…heck if I know…
Give voice to your leftist opinions about Jews, (or any other topic under, over or behind the Sun.)
Think that Stabby McStabby Face is not going to get all stabby again when released.
Mistake the rantings of a blithering idiot in the courtroom for those of the defendant and not those of the jury, prosecutor or the judge.
…refrain from muttering constantly to yourself…
Only write your posts in invisible ink
I’d like to take the HTML parser out back for a word or two..
…make sure your straight jacket is properly tailored- epaulets are always a nice touch.
That’s the way we became the braidey bunch.
Don’t smear feces on yourself before running naked through the convent.