Straight Line of the Day: How Not To Appear Insane: …

  • When talking to yourself out loud, hold some cellphone-sized object up to your ear.
  • Do not brag to people that you would have won a Harvey if not for THEM.
  • Do not cast your one vote for Lovey.

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