When talking to yourself out loud, hold some cellphone-sized object up to your ear.
Do not brag to people that you would have won a Harvey if not for THEM.
Do not cast your one vote for Lovey.
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How not to appear insane:
I always tell them that I was forced to do it by Leroy.
But I don’t tell them Leroy is the voice living inside my head and for rent free too.
How not to appear insane:
I always tell them that I was forced to do it by Leroy.
But I don’t tell them Leroy is the voice living inside my head and for rent free too.
… and don’t tell those stories about CornPop and the train conductor for the umpteenth time.
…don’t refer to oneself in the third person…
Don’t listen to this guy, he’s nuts!
…never lose an argument with yourself in public…
…pull down your pants and slide on the ice…
…don’t compulsively submit replies to IMAO posts…
…at all costs, avoid upsetting the Emu…