lookit them patties. Grey. The color matches his shirt. no pink, all the red has drained or oxidized out of them. like the ones in the “marked down” section of the supermarket refrigerator. Likely produced from some staffers’ refrigerator at the last minute when some twenty-something non-binary genius came up with the idea for this idiotic photo op, and they had to play “who’s got some burgers?” because 90% of the staffers are vegan, besides being gender-confused.
Proof that he wouldn’t even be qualified to work at a burger joint.
“You want lies with that?”
Those must be the cheap Walgreens cheaters on the cutting board. You would never put expensive glasses lenses down on any surface. Bonehead.
Lenses down, no less.
And on the cutting board no less. Face e-coli, yuck.
I heard he was grilling those burgers in his lesbian daughters backyard… apparently neither one of them knows how to handle meat.
Not kosher
Must have finished all the Bud Light already…
What, no Kiss the Cook apron?
Bribe the cook.
This season of Beat Bobby Flay is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
“GROUND CHUCK! GROUND CHUCK! GROUND CHUCK!”
“I like my meat rare, like my principles.”
2024: Leadership of the Senate Flips!
lookit them patties. Grey. The color matches his shirt. no pink, all the red has drained or oxidized out of them. like the ones in the “marked down” section of the supermarket refrigerator. Likely produced from some staffers’ refrigerator at the last minute when some twenty-something non-binary genius came up with the idea for this idiotic photo op, and they had to play “who’s got some burgers?” because 90% of the staffers are vegan, besides being gender-confused.
Cheese on raw burgers. The family is here! Look, it’s Uncle Sam and Aunt Ella!