{Accidentally posted yesterday at midnight}:
Straight Line of the Day: The Government Would Prefer Comments Be Disabled at IMAO. Final Thoughts?
Gene:
“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore”!
(I get this way after 3 cups of covefee)
DamnCat:
Alternatively, posts could go up in the middle of the night when no one will see them.
The Government Would Prefer Comments Be Disabled at IMAO. Final Thoughts?
Commenters at IMAO would prefer their government be disabled.
We prefer the term differently-abled.
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Wake up, man! This was almost your 3 a.m. call!
The Government Would Prefer Comments Be Disabled at IMAO. Final Thoughts?
Brandon can go f
The Government Would Prefer Comments Be Disabled at IMAO. Final Thoughts?
Rosebud.
The Government Would Prefer Comments Be Disabled at IMAO. Final Thoughts?
Release the Emu!
No, please no!!!
The Government Would Prefer Comments Be Disabled at IMAO. Final Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/WAoBW3yjlvA
So long, and thanks for all the bacon.
Well, maybe I’ll go fix that leaky toilet now.
Well that leaves my kids as the only remaining outlet for my bad jokes. Sorry kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjCtHgNEcV0
Boy I hope that works, I don’t really know how to internet.
“Mr.President…Joe..it’s just a few more letters to remember and we’ll have it on your flash cards ”
Joe: ” What in the h-e- double hockey sticks is going on. It took me weeks to remember LGBT2SNB..now we are going after the I-M-A-O people. Just what the..OH LOOK..MAPLE WALNUT..did I ever tell you I rode the train in Vermont called the Maple ….JILL!…whats the rest of it?..
Taco Bell’s greatest achievement was the Bell Beefer Burger.
And who can blame the government when we see comments like this posted here on a daily basis. Vice-President Harris: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn’t mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
President Biden: What?
Vice-President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice-President Harris: No, you “say” that, Mr. President.
President Biden: What?
Vice President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice President Harris: [sighs, then gives the president a new bill raising taxes further] Here, play around with this for awhile.
President Biden: Thank you, Kamel.
Vice President Harris: No, it’s Kamela!
President Biden: It is?
Obviously this attempt at “humor” is more like something you’d see in a bad movie, no wonder the government would prefer comments be disabled at IMAO.
The comments section at IMAO would prefer the government not be in the control of the mentally disabled.
The comments are now open at the Susquehanna Hat Company.
Hey … is that a reference to something obscure?
It was an Abbott & Costello routine.
“I say..I say..SUSQUEHANNA HAT COMPANY?!!?”
Headline from the “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out department.” Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong tells fans he’s ‘renouncing’ his U.S. citizenship over Supreme Court ruling.
Well, bye.