There’s lots of 666 trivia floating around for some reason today but….
Did you know?
666 is the number of minutes it takes, after crossing the border, for an iliegal immigrant to become a burden to US taxpayers.
Did you know?
666 is the number of degreees a wall of fire would need to burn at to secure the border?
Did you know?
666 is the number you get when you add 000 + 111 + 222 + 333? Try it yourself!
Did you know?
666 is EXACTLY what Michael Moore would weigh if he lost EXACTLY 666 pounds?
Did you know?
666 is the number of TONS of harmful global warming causing carbon dioxide gas Al Gore exhales daily? And you thought trees generated oxygen.
Did you know?
666 is the number of airplane flights Al Gore plans to make to promote his new movie which encourages people NOT TO FLY? On airplanes?
Did you know?
If you add 666 to sum of the IQ’s of all the liberals in any particular location it adds up to… exactly….666?
It’s true, it’s all 666% true.
666
//666 is the number of airplane flights Al Gore plans to make to promote his new movie which encourages people NOT TO FLY? On airplanes?//
I KNEW Al Gore was the antichrist.
I heard something encouraging on a Christian radio station. It said “This is the day that the Lord has made. I will be glad and rejoice in it.”
I guess our silly romanized calenders are full of crap.
There HAS to be a pronouncement from “herself” today! It’s HER day after all!
I just got an Instalaunch from evil Glenn!!! He found my post Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit.com is the AntiChrist.
Glenn has sent his evil minions to destroy me. Help!
Bill,
Congrat and the ‘lanche… the evil ‘lanche!
666 is also the number of drops of Peachy Passion (girlie drink) that Patrick Kennedy can consume before running over a barricade.
spacemonkey is a very astute and clever smither-of-words. i particularly like the “number of airplane trips…” factoid. sounds about right!
AB, Go back and finish school.
I reread your comment AB, I still don’t know what you were trying to say. Are you trying to be ironic? Something to the effect of you saying “Liberals are elitist snobs but I don’t know when to use your, you and you’re. Wooo, I’m oxymoronic.”
Is that it?
But who will sweep your floors, dig the holes for you pools, and serve you’re food?
Evil right-wing robots.
Your hatred of Al Gore confuses me….
That makes sense, you being so easily confused and all.
….because he rolled over and handed Bush the election in 2000 even though all the evidence was there to prove the republicans had rigged it.
I’m sure someone has said this before but, Amazed Brit, you don’t know sht about sht.
I think you guys should put him on your christmas card list.
Our Christmas Cards are made from thousand-year-old redwoods.
Hey, guys, looks like we got another troll du jour. Keep pokin’ him with the sticks, he’s gettin’ whackier and he’s still twitching. Not too funny yet, but he’s getting there.
Amazed Brit
I see your making an attempt at irony with the stereotypical right wing jokes. Oh, Your trying to fit in with the guy’s now. How, ironical. Now your doing mocking stereotypical parodies of people doing mocking stereotypical parodies about peoples stereotypes, etc. You’ve been caught up in a perpetual non-terminating loop of stupidity. I’m afraid you’re now your own worst enemy.
Keep this up and you’ll be a regular reader.
Amazed Brit… why is it that you’re attacking a humour site as though it is a serious blog? Or is it that you’ve been pushed out of any serious discussion, so the only place you can feel like you’re making a difference is by arguing with jokes?
Amazed Brit,
What’s wrong Limey, your hurling invective is getting a bit worn. Two weeks of this stuff and your already slowing down. By the way what happened to all your wank insults. You were a regular Wankenstein when you first came over here. You were spanken the monkey so hard that punching you in your liberal monkey face was superfluous. Avoiding it now, are you. Did you get bitch slapped back there and don’t want to go there anymore.
Now it looks like your trying to ape some of our own brand of sarcasm. Oh, that helps you a lot. Sorry, we already have loads of lame material like that. Sorry, you didn’t get much for your effort. I’ll have to think up some unforgivable bigot jokes for you to feed your preconceptions. Hell, I knew quitting banjo lessons would come back to haunt me. Squeal like a pig for me Limey. You’re my boy now.
AB, What’s with all the “Fag” references? You seem to be the only one making any.
Hey, be nice to AB, he’s being funny the only way he know’s how.
(Not funny haha, the other one)
And now… Amazed Brit with the news!
Boy George… GAY!
Film at 11, scratch that..film availible at Amazed Brit’s flat.
AB,
You may think you know a lot of sh!t about America, but we don’t care. You’re a limey Brit. Why would you care what we do here in AMERICA? Unless, of course, you are a pathetic loser who only pretends to be a limey Brit. Is that it? That has to be it. You are an American who can’t stand the fact that Republicans control this country so you pretend to be a snobby British a**hole. You hid in your mind because you are a dying breed in this country. A liberal fag. Does that help? I called you a fag. Do you feel better now?
Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do? Can’t you do better than that? Is that the best you can do?
Everybody says I am full of wit.