I declared a couple years ago that my birthday is National Gun Safety Day, so don’t shoot yourself in the foot today or it will be a great offense to me.
BTW, I’ve now officially entered my late-twenties since I am now 27.
SarahK got me Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion which she had previously forbidden me to buy since it has a hunderd hours plus of gameplay. She’s the sweetest.
What you need to do for my birthday is tell me in the comments how great I am. If any troll comes by and says I’m not great, it’s the job of SarahK or spacemonkey to change the comment to super-praise!
Praise away.
NOW!
First.
And I worshipped the pixels you typed with before I even started blogging.
Does someone clean Franks guns for him on his Birthday/National gun safety day.
By the way, Happy Birthday Frank. Also, you should lay off of Glenn’s puppy drink recipe. They’re making you age too slowly. You don’t always want to look like a dopy kid.
Elder Scrolls eh? Thats the second best form of birth control available, right after a speech by Al Gore. Perhaps a subtle hint there…
Oh, and you are my hero. ALL HAIL FRANKJ! ALL HAIL FRANKJ!
Happy b-day, frank. Denise got ESIV and hasn’t put it down. Call u later.
What a surprise. Took my posting off this forum too didn’t you. Oh boy, the truth really does hurt doesn’t it?
If it were not for Frank J my life would be reduced to living off the dole provided by the hard work and sweat of my employed countrymen. And trying various constipation remedies.
America rulez!
All hail the mighty cool FrankJ! And Happy birthday from me & the Hubby, Yay!
I Marvel At Our luckytudeness to have the greatness of Frank, and the beauty of SarahK. Happy birthday tooooooo yooooooou.
A very happy birthday, Frank J! You are one of the funniest bloggers I’ve ever read, and IMAO is the funniest blog I consistently read.
Congrats on entering your late 20’s!
Happy 27th oh great one. You’re practically a lady.
(I never get tired of that line).
Frank you are the greatest. If it were not for you my blog would be much funnier. Next to your posts mine are about as funny as a knock knock joke.
frank, will you no onger post because you are playing your nerd game? loooser!
happy birthday yo
We are not worthy…
(Repeat as necessary)
Happy Birthday, Frank!!!
Happy Birthday! you’re the bestest FrankJ!!!!
Happy Gun Safety Day to you, too. And Happy Birthday.
Yesterday I was having trouble deciding which weapon to accompany me on my rounds around the ranch. I have a bumper crop of varmints this year, especially ground squirrels. Depending on the range at which I spot them, I either go with a bull-barrel 10/22 with a 4-12x, or scattergun.
Does it look like overkill if I take them both, as my girlfriend’s snide “Elmer Fudd” comments suggest?
The pitbull loves the fresh meat.
dear frankj.,
the custom in my world is to give a dollar to anyone on their birthday.
please email a snail mail address and it will be on its way.
many happy returns!
kk
Happy Birthday FrankJ. You are truly the man with teh funny.
You now are of legal drinking age.
Congratulations and cheers!
Frank,
The custom in my world is for someone having a birthday to mail me one dollar. Here’s my address.
Al Frankengore
Liberal
Kansas
Happy birthday FrankJ. May you never tire of the wisdom and insight that you share with us. I know that we won’t. Go out and punch 27 monkey faces to celebrate.
Happy birthday to the great and mighty awesome Frank J!
No one said happy birthday to me when I turned 25 on March 15th… They were all too busy eating meat to piss of PETA.
So, I’ll be the bigger man and say, “Happy Birthday, Frank J.”
Happy Gun Safety Day! Now go write a Firefly story like a good ronin.
Super Praise! Duper Praise!
All hail the Mighty Frank J!
Oh! and Happy Gun Safety Day!
I’d bake you a cake, but it would come out like crap. I’m no good with cakes.
Well, pancakes maybe.
Frank J. You, sir, are the aphelion of emasculation for all the liberal monkey population.
Happy Birthday from a Red-State, gun-toting, neocon!
Cheers Frank! You’re so great, that I’m giving up a whole minute of sleep to post this. You rock dude!
This is the best website ever. Period. Really, it’s the ONLY site that I have had bookmarked for more than three years.
I’ll celebrate Gun Safety day with my M4 and shoot a few monkies for ya, Frank.
Happy Birthday! I’ll make sure to punch a bunch of liberals in their dumb monkey faces in honor of the day.
Happy (belated) Birthday, YOUNG MAN!
Did you know you share a birthday with Dr. Ruth? OK, and a lot of other people:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_4
Seriously, I hope it went very well. And come down to Fairfax, Virginia, some time! We have the Firearms Museum here!
May your celebration and commemoration of the day you evacuated your mother’s womb be full of joy and feelings of general well-being and peace.
Oh, and Happy Birthday, too.
Have a Happy National Gun Safety Day!
And belated congratulations on your birthday, too.