This is what happens when you leave Rove on the loose! Next he’ll start spreading rumors that the oldest member of the Senate was once an officer in the KKK!
I have a question: HOW DID THEY KNOW HE WAS DRUNK?
I mean, the guy looks/acts like he’s drunk all the time.
(Tuesday 1:00 p.m.)
COP: Can you walk that white line, Mr. Kennedy?
KENNEDY: No problem. (Falls down every time he tries to stand up)
COP: Okay. Drive safely, sir.
(Wednesday 1:00 a.m.)
COP: Could you please walk that white line, Mr. Kennedy?
KENNEDY: What (burp) white line?
COP: Sir, please turn around and put hour hands behind your back.
KENNEDY: Are you coming on to me, officer? (burp) That’s sexual hassessment — harnessment — har — that’s illegal, you know. I know all about that (burp) stuff.
Woops, excuse me. He claims he was on drugs instead of alcohol. I wasn’t expecting that. Retracted.
I love the statement given to reporters, though… “He’s feeling great and is excited to be back to work.”
He’s in our government. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
So the cops go over the Kennedy compound to arrest the perp. They knock on the door and are brought into the family dining room where all the Kennedys look up from lunch.
“OK, we’re here to bring you in on the DUI charge.” As the entire throng rises to their feet, one cop says to the other, “Cripes, Sarge, we should have brought the paddy wagon!”
Just as an interesting- well rather sad and pathetic- sidenote; my high school Spanish teacher (I live in CA and I’m taking Spanish, suprise, suprise) compared Kennedy’s “addiction” to prescription drugs to Rush Limbaugh’s actual addiction to OxyContin.
They couldn’t get Rove, so now they got Kennedy!
This is what happens when you leave Rove on the loose! Next he’ll start spreading rumors that the oldest member of the Senate was once an officer in the KKK!
When will the frog-marching take place? Nothing like a good, old-fashioned frog-march….
//the headline “Kennedy Pleads Guilty To DUI” //
Well I LIKE it. It’s good to see some truth in the media…for a change.
They just wanted to make sure they covered all of their bases (or Kennedys). You could print that title every week and be right.
Is it just me, or does a headline “Kennedy Pleads Guilty to DUI” seem a bit ambiguous?
I have a question: HOW DID THEY KNOW HE WAS DRUNK?
I mean, the guy looks/acts like he’s drunk all the time.
(Tuesday 1:00 p.m.)
COP: Can you walk that white line, Mr. Kennedy?
KENNEDY: No problem. (Falls down every time he tries to stand up)
COP: Okay. Drive safely, sir.
(Wednesday 1:00 a.m.)
COP: Could you please walk that white line, Mr. Kennedy?
KENNEDY: What (burp) white line?
COP: Sir, please turn around and put hour hands behind your back.
KENNEDY: Are you coming on to me, officer? (burp) That’s sexual hassessment — harnessment — har — that’s illegal, you know. I know all about that (burp) stuff.
Woops, excuse me. He claims he was on drugs instead of alcohol. I wasn’t expecting that. Retracted.
I love the statement given to reporters, though…
“He’s feeling great and is excited to be back to work.”
He’s in our government. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Excellent! And is Cynthia McKinney in jail yet? This may be a great week!
So the cops go over the Kennedy compound to arrest the perp. They knock on the door and are brought into the family dining room where all the Kennedys look up from lunch.
“OK, we’re here to bring you in on the DUI charge.” As the entire throng rises to their feet, one cop says to the other, “Cripes, Sarge, we should have brought the paddy wagon!”
Just as an interesting- well rather sad and pathetic- sidenote; my high school Spanish teacher (I live in CA and I’m taking Spanish, suprise, suprise) compared Kennedy’s “addiction” to prescription drugs to Rush Limbaugh’s actual addiction to OxyContin.
Oh, I almost forgot! My next question (and I did ask him this question) “Mr. C, are you naive or just stupid?”
He didn’t like that very much…