You may think, “How does Karl Rove not being indicted affect me?”
FOOL! IT AFFECTS YOU GREATLY!
IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT KARL ROVE NOT BEING INDICTED:
* No indictments for Rove means MORE INDICTMENTS LEFT TO USE AGAINST YOU!
* If tinfoil-hat moonbats are right (and when aren’t they), Rove probably avoided indictment by TESTIFYING AGAINST DICK CHENEY. How will Cheney react? THINK SHOTGUN AND FACES! Why do you think Bush suddenly FLED TO THE SAFETY OF BAGHDAD?
* This is all just evidence that this whole thing was but a plot by Rove to distract us. Have you ever seen Patrick Fitzgerald and Karl Rove in the same room together? No, you have not! That’s because PATRICK FITZGERALD IS KARL ROVE IN DISGUISE!
* And what was Rove trying to distract us from? Could it be a plot to steal our blood? In fact, IT COULD BE NOTHING ELSE!
* If Rove got away with this, what’s to stop him from outing all of our wives as secret agents? NOTHING!
* And what about Joe Wilson? Look at the pictures of Zarqawi carefully; doesn’t he look fake? KARL ROVE DRESSED UP JOE WILSON AS ZARQAWI AND HAD THE AIRFORCE BOMB HIM! Just further evidence that Zarqawi never really existed and was INVENTED BY THE WHITEHOUSE TO EVENTUALLY LEAD US INTO AN ILLEGAL WAR WITH LICHTENSTEIN!
* And, with his newfound unindictedness, what’s to keep Rove from walking up and punching you in the crotch with impunity? ONLY HIS TIGHT SCHEDULE WHICH LEAVES LITTLE TIME FOR RANDOM CROTCH PUNCHING!
* Did you just think you saw movement out of the corner of your eye? IT WAS ROVE! Now that he is unindicted, NO POWER IN THE ‘VERSE CAN STOP HIM!
* I’m now so scared, I PEED MY PANTS! That’s lucky, because ROVE HAS NO USE FOR URINE SOAKED PANTS! Rove will steal your pants UNLESS YOU PEE THEM NOW!
* Finally, and most importantly… AIEEE! IT’S ROVE! AND HE HAS PIANO WIRE! I must ausj;d mcvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
So Rove is actually a super-genius teen girl turned psychic/unstoppable weapon as part of experiments run by secret government science labs?
I’m really glad that Karl Rove is busy strangling Frank and stealing people’s blood so he doesn’t have time to punch me in the crotch. That would hurt.
That’s no Rove, that’s Laurence Simon with the piano wire! His secret plan of 7 days a week I-MEOW posts will now come to fruition.
/insert zionist takeover joke here
Fitzmass is dead! All the little moonbats are crying themselves to pieces.
How’s that for getting ahead of the story?
::insert evil Rove laugh::
Karl Rove unidcited?!! A Kennedy pleads quilty to a DUI??!!! What’s next, the Democrats supporting the war in Iraq????!!!!!!!!
So…errrrr…I guess you got the whole “ROVE HAS NO USE FOR URINE SOAKED PANTS!” thing wrong… Apparently urine soaked pants actually incite the wrath of the Rovo-beast. Good thing…if I peed my pants at the first sign of trouble, people would assume I was a Democrat…and my distinct lack of a monkey-face would confuse them.
LICHTENSTEIN!
LOL
ROFL
BRB
“Rove probably avoided indictment by TESTIFYING AGAINST DICK CHENEY. How will Cheney react? THINK SHOTGUN AND FACES! Why do you think Bush suddenly FLED TO THE SAFETY OF BAGHDAD?”
Snork! That is teh funny, Frank!
If tinfoil-hat moonbats are right (and when aren’t they)
On days of the week that end in ‘y’ in English.
//Finally, and most importantly… AIEEE! IT’S ROVE! AND HE HAS PIANO WIRE! I must ausj;d mcvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv//
I thought Rumsfield was the strangle-ly character on this website…you guys stick with canon now or…don’t make me come over there!!!
But…I like my blood.
Karl Rove has no use for urine soaked pants….hmmm, is that a new t-shirt slogan I smell, or is that just urine?
Unfortunately, there are people who believe az-Zarqawi was made up.
Thank you for informing me of all these important points. I will go now and get fitting for my tinfoil hat.
Crotch Punching? Ouch! That’s a new trick for the Rover! That’s worse that being sent to the Pit of Doom! Funny Stuff, Frank!
Hmmmmm. spacemonkey is still not back. Probably busy urinating in all of his pants.