I was thinking: Wouldn’t it be funny if Kos had a tail? Same old crazy Kos, but now with a tail. And I bet I know what would happen: he’s spend all his time blogging about how his tail was part of the neocon conspiracy to reelect Joe Lieberman and how his tail was evil and always trying to fight against true progressive ideals.
Heh, that crazy Kos; always ranting against his tail.
A tailess FIRST!
He would probably tell people that he is a reincarnated Monkey God.
Well, how would this differ from his usual rantings that consist of whatever happens to be excreted from his nether regions at the time?
With the payola issue lately, would that make Daily Kos the pay toilet of the far left?
FrankJ:
You know what else might be funny?
You!
If you had a good sense of humor and any writing ability whatsoever.
Too bad you don’t.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
I think Frank hit a nerve with a certain liberal.
If Kos had a tail, he would be leading the Monkey Army to conquer the world (and MFL would then be out of work).
A tail would go well with Kos’ dumb monkey face.
//I think Frank hit a nerve with a certain liberal.//
Ah Frank’s been tagging this loser liberal nerves for a long time, which just goes to prove that mfl critter is a masochist, loves the emotional abuse or something sick like that, and the funny thing is that it was probably taken advantage of by a therapist, both physically and financially. Ex…
mfl critter-“people make fun of my tail”
therapist-“I like tails. Gimme a hundred bucks and I’ll show you how much I like tails.”
WOW, you know I just realized this would be an awesome idea for a storyline, similar to Frank’s In My Worlds, but with the mfl critter as the main character. I could do a day by day sketch of how mfl critter’s life sucks because it’s such a whiny liberal. And the kewl part would be if it was a hit, I would make all the money and mfl critter would get NOTHING cause it would be too ashamed to reveal itself.
I think we should get a major pressence on the daily kos website. I try to post there evryday under the name … waki
They always respond to what i have to say with slanderous comments and when i try to answer them back in a civilised way… they have nothing to say about the fact that i’ve busted them on not being “tolerant”, especially when it comes to other people’s views. They only care of their own views, and that is why they are short sighted. They can’t see or think out of the box.
I think we should get a major pressence on the daily kos website. I try to post there evryday under the name … waki
They always respond to what i have to say with slanderous comments and when i try to answer them back in a civilised way… they have nothing to say about the fact that i’ve busted them on not being “tolerant”, especially when it comes to other people’s views. They only care of their own views, and that is why they are short sighted. They can’t see or think out of the box.
Tails are so selfish…
I’m sorry.
I just get upset when people make fun of my tail.
So what if it’s really small, almost microscopic?
And if it’s in the front instead of the back?
Hail Satan,
Monkey Faced Liberal
If Kos had a tail, he would be leading the Monkey Army to conquer the world (and MFL would then be out of work).
Posted by: Writer on June 27, 2006 01:26 PM
That’s assuming that MFL has a job. My guess would be that he is taking government handouts.
Posted by: john wycough on June 27, 2006 02:06 PM
Wow. I only tried to question their “tolerance” once. Comment removed and banned within five minutes
(Sung to the tune of the OScar Meyer Weiner song)
Oh, I’m glad I’m not a Monkey Faced Librul,
That is what I’d truly hate to be -e -e,
Cuz if I were a Monkey Faced Librul,
Then the Kos Kadets would be in love with me.
Stupid selfish tails…