FACT: ManBearPig is half man, half bear, half pig.
FACT: ManBearPig wants to destroy everything you care about.
FACT: If ManBearPig is not stopped, BILLIONS WILL DIE OVER THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!
FACT: If you remain ignorant of the threat of ManBearPig, YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL DIE!
FACT: I’m feeling a little woozy.
EXCELSIOR!
That, and I am super super cereal!
First
Are you certain it is not man-bear-male chauvenist pig?
How can a single entity total 3/2?
Actually, I think it was a PigBearMan
FACT: ManBearPig appears in an uncredited cameo in Algore’s hit film, A Convenenient Fib. He’s in the audience somewhere, and any audience member (not bored into a drooling stupor) who spots it wins a free Segway with a cup holder for his/her chai tea beverage.
Andrew asks how it is possible for ManBearPig to total three halves. It is because ManBearPig transcends all mathematics. That, and eight out of five people aren’t too good at fractions.
Oops. Too manany syllabables in “convenient.”
now i’m scared
Truly one of the greatest Southparks of all time. EXCELSIOR!!!!
Thanks for straightening me out Wacky Hermit. I wasn’t ever so great at that simple math either (like 2 + 2). I can tell you the thrid derivative of x^3, though. Something about being an engineer. 🙂
Actually, doesn’t Car Talk (gasp–NPR??) have three halves to the show?
Actually, I know the answer, so I don’t know why i asked the question. It does.
God I love that episode.
“Yeah right the guy who singlehandedly stopped manbearpig is a loser.”
“We have to fill the cave with molten lead”
Hey isn’t that a pigbearman?
Gore: No stupid! It’s manbearpig!