Before we wrap up for the weekend I want to state openly that life is indeed very good.
I’d even like to share a picture with you of my two favorite things.
This should sooooo be a poster.
It needs somethng though. Maybe Michelle Malkin reaching out offering you a beer?
I don’t know.
If you have suggestions to make this picture perfect – then please post in comments.
First!
STOP TALKING ABOUT MICHELLE MALKIN [THWAP]
Michelle Malkin IN a glass of beer.
Other may be thinking it, but i’m the only one with the bravery to say it: MICHELLE MALKIN NUDE would make this picture a LOT better. Well nude with a sexy pose of course.
Are any of those Old Fashioned doughnuts? I can’t tell. They don’t have good Old Fashioned doughnuts in Utah. When they do have Old Fashioned doughnuts, the glaze tastes like coconut. It’s just not the same.
Can’t say Michelle Malkin does it for me though. But then again, I’m a straight female.
Malkin, nude, from the side pulling Howard Dean’s stupid blue shirt by the back of his collar from around his neck down over his head with a hard knee-strike to the dumb-monkey nose!
She’s a doll, isn’t she? To me that picture is perfect already… in a subliminal sorta way.
She needs a ‘Nuke the Moon’ t-shirt
hmmm, so you fantasize about Michelle Malkin with some glazed donuts?
(flipping through Freud’s book of dream symbols and their meanings)
yep, your gay.
Oh my mistake, the pages were stuck together. Let me try again.
(flipping through Freud’s book of dream symbols and their meanings)
No sorry, still says you’re gay.
/What does Freud know, anyways?
//He was a cokehead.
///Carl Jung rules!
Lets see:
Things I shouldn’t have.
Things I can’t have.
Michelle should be holding some sort of large firearm. And a cup of coffee.
What I would like to see is a podium in front of her, with a Seal of the President of the United States, and Ann Coulter riding shotgun, Cheney style. We’ll give the donuts to the border jumpers on their walk back home.
sarahk maybe? the two greatest women in the blogosphere…
Malkin/Coulter Twenty-12
Michelle is such a hotty
She should be wearing a Nuke the Moon T-Shirt.
Duh.
Are the doughnuts crispy cremes? They HAVE to be! The picture would be perfect if Michelle were saying D..O..U..G..H..Nuts real slow for us!
“What I would like to see is a podium in front of her, with a Seal of the President of the United States, and Ann Coulter riding shotgun, Cheney style. We’ll give the donuts to the border jumpers on their walk back home.”
That would be very cool. The only thing cooler would be adding a cup of coffee and a copy of the Wall Street Journal.
Amazed,
Your tolerance has inspired me to convert to liberalism.
Thanks for being your sweet self.
“Then a few liberals with their nuts covered in honey and fire ants being poured on them.”
Thanks for sharing a snippet of your gay honeymoon. (Remember- to liberals, being gay is a GOOD thing. I’m not insulting the man)
RightWing,
I realize Amazed said other words, but all I read was, “Moooooooommmmmm!!!! We’re out of Alphabits, and somebody colored in my Highlights magazine!” I don’t take people that wear prescription pants too seriously.
Amazed
You sure told us.
Funny, The only people that use that sort of language here are liberals and idiots.
Good job.
A-M-A-Z-E-D. That spells “moon”.
POST: “Are any of those Old Fashioned doughnuts? I can’t tell.”
There are doughnuts in that picture?…Oh, yeah, how about that!
For changes, how about:
* She could be licking glaze off of her lips
* Biting into a large eclair
* Or how about a sign that says…”Got Malkin?”
She could be doing anything really…she’s very talented.
I’ve suddenly got a big urge to eat doughnuts. Gotta go.
Amazed…umm…what the hell was that all about???
“A-M-A-Z-E-D. That spells “moon”.”
Did you mean, M-O-O-N, that spelled Amazed?
“She could be doing anything really…she’s very talented.”
I concur. She could be handing me my next beer, and that’d be fantastic. But seriously, I have a couple more of her books on my pile of reading. She’s great.
“Amazed…umm…what the hell was that all about???”
Amazed is pretty much of a panty waste as far as liberal trolls go.
Should I give him pointers on how to really do it!
Na, it’s hopeless.
It’s pretty apparent he just isn’t going to cut it.
Michelle is not. Too bad she’s married. Find more info at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
Michelle is Hot! Too bad she’s married. Find more info at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
Caption should read: Both sweet and nice to eat.
Amazed,
Ah, All this doughnut stuff is just one step away from fascism, you say. I remember all those Hitler youth propaganda films filled with doughnuts and chicks. Old German guys are still using that as an excuse for joining the party. “I was joined for the doughnuts and chicks, don’t blame me for what happened to the Jooooooos”. Everybody knows Nazis go for the doughnuts and chicks, every time. That’s how they got people in the door.
Your pathetic, “Amazed”. The only thing you brought up that was remotely amusing was the bit about being smeared with honey and staked out on the fire ant hill. That’s pretty much standard procedure with us Republicans. You forgot about the giant anteater though, one of those big African jobs with the pointy nose and the foot long tongue. If your nice and friendly with the ant eater, he’ll get all those fire ants out of all of your intimate crevasses. Ooooh, it’s so weird though!!!
See now, even the liberals are laughing at you, with me. You could at least find us someone who knows his talking points. Stinky little Troll!
PS: Donald Rumsfeld is the Defense Secretary. He is not in charge to Twinkies and Ho-Ho’s. Although with the job he has been doing, we might consider putting him in charge of after meal snacks.
My guess is most of them are in church praying for victory. They let us unbelievers man the fort when they are gone, just so we leave everything as it was. It’s a tolerance thing. They know they have to keep the center right vote. Otherwise, it would be out to the ol’ ant hill for us.
“sycophantically pusillanimous pile of wank”
Where do we look that one up. I’m familiar with the individual terms but not the phrase. Can I find that one in the ‘Great Book of Wank’. You’ll have to find me a copy.
Does he think that him being british will make us think he’s special?
Dude, I don’t care if you are european and “enlightened.” Stop pretending to be an expert on America. You’re not and don’t know anything about us. Go away and eat your freaking fish and chips, catch the tube to your flat and bob your uncle, dummy.
Amazed,
Did you flunk out of college you little drip? Interpol’s going to be stopping by your place soon and arrest you for your grammar. They do that now. You should try to get some flow into your writing too. Piles of invective dumped all together don’t pass for humor. Also, all your screaming about wanking just makes you look like a wank.
Are those the kind of helpful tips you wanted?
So I’m gay, I cry for my mommy, and ‘The only people that use that sort of language here are liberals and idiots’.
You know what they say. The first step towards conquering a problem is admitting you have one.
did you know cockney ryhming slang for Yank is Septic Tank
Did you know that you misspelled the word “rhyming”?
You guys are getting boners over a chink in front of some donuts.
How tolerant of you.
Take a step back, and remember how fascists think.
You being the expert of course.
The only thing that was going through your minds as you read my post was ‘do you know, that sounds pretty cool.’
I know you’re just silly foreigner and a dumb, monkey-faced liberal, but do you know what the word “projection” means?
By the way, have you noticed she’s a woman and from a minority group.
We support Michelle Malkin’s right to be a woman and a minority.
Come oooooon. She’s not white. Remember what you’re supposed to do. HATE HATE HATE!
Why should we? You seem to have that covered.
Amazed Brit’s spelling and syntax reveal that his IQ matches his shoe size. What did you expect?
First, The first amendment applies to government censorship or any group that tries to censor in a public forum. It’s a specific legal protection and doesn’t apply to the comments section, which is legally an open private forum.
Second, Your comment wasn’t exactly censored. It was incarcerated in Museum of Stupid Comments with all the other riffraff. You can go visit it whenever you like.
mightysamurai. I was commenting on YOU.
Well I was commenting on YOU, so I guess we’re even.
Spent ages typing a reply to all of you but it was removed, Good to see the freedom of speech you lot claim to uphold being put in to action.
I’m gonna call bullsh*t on that for two reasons:
1. I don’t believe you because you’re a dumb, monkey-faced liberal.
2. Freedom of speech doesn’t apply to private property.
Here is the picture the way it should be. The first pic is good, but the second is perfect.
Doughnuts, Beer, and Michelle Malkin
Amazed Brit-
You speak of your “wife” just like all the other limey queer boys do. Your “wife” is a George Michael wanna-be in drag. I asked her/him. It’s true. Get your teeth fixed, ambivalent-boy.
What is wrong with you people? The missing ingredient in this photo is a bullwhip, a la Bettie Page.
A ticker, counting the kitten death toll.
My trackback got 404’d so here’s a manual link:
http://cowboyblob.blogspot.com/2006/06/all-cool-bloggers-are-doing-it.html