I was unable to obtain the cool shoeshine.
If Steele is so bad, who was the last effective RNC chair?
Did Maureen Dowd imagine the word “boy” being added to the end of what Harry Reid said?
Conan should start his own network and see if he can get all the other shows to follow with him.
To show solidarity with Conan, we can all dye our hair red.
Jay Leno sent out a press release that if Palin were to weigh in on the controversy, should would support Conan.
If Republicans get Ted Kennedy’s seat, I will laugh a hearty, resonating laugh.
Life is full of little miracles we pay no attention to until they’re gone.
The earth is not structurally sound.
Democrats have a shot if they can convince their stupid base that Bush is still president. “Boooosh!”
I was half-watching American Idol and honestly thought they had the mentally handicapped on and were making fun of them. Ends up they were in Boston.
Love the villain in the DS game Bowser’s Inside Story. He sounds like a bad Babelfish translation. “I have chortles!”
Only Damon Albarn, and Jamie Hewlett, can get cool shoe shines.
If Republicans get Ted Kennedy’s seat, they should have it steam cleaned, fumigated, deodorized and irradiated before allowing anyone without a haz-mat suit to sit in it.
Only racists need shiny shoes.
If they lose up there, I would conclude that they’re in bed with gamblers and they threw the election. It’s Massachusetts; they could run a dead dog and it would win if it had a name tag that stated, “Hello, my name is KENNEDY!”
Did Maureen Dowd imagine the word “boy” being added to the end of what Harry Reid said?
Well done, Frank.
Please, no more references to Teddy’s seat.
Damn! DamnCat don’t sugarcoat it like that…tell it like it is.
Here’s my random thought for the day:
Judge Nepolitano on the Patriot Act and the Commerce Clause (etc.!):
It’s not Ted Kennedy’s seat!!!
Besides being a good guy, Scott Brown, our next senator from the not so great state, sorry, commonwealth as in if you’re a common bum, they give you the wealth, Massachusetts, did you people know his hot daughter was on American Idol? I’m pretty sure the nasty shrew that thinks she’s entitled win because she’s “female” and a Democrat doesn’t have any kids since aliens can’t reproduce with humans. If you think Pelosi and Boxer etc are evil women, you ain’t seen nothing! If she loses, she could get a job at the poison control center inducing vomiting with her incredibly annoying voice. Luckily, there’s a guy named Joe Kennedy running too so hopefully, the mindless liberals will automatically vote for
himhis name, it’s happened before.My wife called the kids ‘little miracles’ until they soiled their diapers, then she got creative with the names she called them.
The earth is not structurally sound. Maybe God will create a new one some day. Just a thought.
Just found out that Bill Clinton is U.N. Special Envoy to Haiti. I blame Bill Clinton for Haiti’s Earthquake.
Jimmuh Carter was quoted as saying,”It’s ‘Habitat For Humanity’, not ‘Habitat For Haitians’,sorry, we can’t help.”
I haven’t heard a word today about any damage the earthquake did to the Dominican Republic, Haiti’s up-scale next door neighbor. (they’re on the same island, fer Pete’s sake.)
Yet Bill Clinton will come to Massachusetts and stump for Coakley this weekend while Haitians are dying under the rubble. Great “Special Envoy” they’ve got there.