A lot of liberals are saying Obama needs to get angry, because apparently being patronizing to the American people wasn’t enough so he also needs to yell at them. Obama often seems cool and aloof, though, so getting him angry might be hard. Still, I compiled a list of things known to make Obama angry.
THINGS THAT MAKE OBAMA ANGRY
* Overpriced organic arugula.
* Most stores not having the extra large ear muffs he needs.
* Free will.
* Not being given quiet time to eat his waffles.
* Capitalism.
* Wannabe socialist dictators getting thrown out of power.
* Teleprompter malfunctions.
* Liberty.
* Networks not airing every one of his prime time speeches.
* FOX News.
* Typical white people.
* Bowling.
* Windows that look like doors.
* Talk radio.
* Alaska.
* Guns and religion.
* People recording speeches he thought were to a private audience in San Francisco.
* Americans.
You forgot buckets. He’s not a big fan of buckets. Especially head-sized buckets.
*manly jeans, or any not-feminist-looking clothing for men
*having his Hawaiin vacation interupted
*wagyu beef shortage
Typical old white people who raised him then sent him to Harvard while his angry communist white mom and African dad were off doing whatever the hell they wanted.
* God.
@MarkoMancuso I disagree. I’m pretty sure Obama would consider that self-loathing.
He gets mad if the national anthem is played or when others give their pledge of allegience to the flag so he refuses to put his hand on his heart;
he also is known to get mad if Michelle spends too much on sneakers or buys a new dress too often;
he also is known to get mad if there is no stage to climb up on;
people not taking him seriously.
* People keeping their money.
* Low taxes
* Responsibility
*FrankJ
*IMAO
*arugula shortages
*rich people
* Massachusetts
* free markets
* self-reliant people
* Asian immigrants, because they succeed without racial quotas, or, in some cases, despite racial quotas limiting their numbers at, say, the University of California at Berkeley
* Texans
* The United States Constitution
things known to make Obama angry
* Governing (not as easy as it looks, eh Libs?)
* Anyone that does not kiss Obama’s
ringa$$* T. E. A. parties (Malia & Sasha have to play Starbucks instead)
* Power failures (no TOTUS)
* Guys with hott! wives
*Joe Wilson
*Palin
*Bush
Scott Brown
Black people
White people
Baseball caps
Pickup trucks
Joe Biden’s stupid mouth
Mom
Apple Pie
Baseball
Any sport where score is kept
Hard drive crashes on TOTUS
Any wind hard enough to make his ears flap in the breeze
“A lot of liberals are saying Obama needs to get angry…”
I must admit, I’m confused. I’ve never seen him when he wasn’t angry.
God makes him angry. After all you’d be angry too if someone was trying to take YOUR job.
-Common sense.
-nights when Michelle won’t wear the Che Guevara costume.
-Social engineering that can’t get passed with a supermajority in both houses.
-Canpaigning for people who loose their elections.
-His kids having to go to school with poor kids due to school vouchers.
-People holding him to his campaign promises
I hate to sound pretentious but things that make ObowMao angry:
*Me, personally
*You, personally
*That guy, personally
His continuing failure to make ‘one thing perfectly clear’ despite his frequent requests that he be allowed to do so.