Destroying America is hard; I think that’s something the Democrats are learning. It looks like they were hoping to just get power, rip the heart out of America, and be done with it, but now it seems they may barely be able to hobble it before they lose their majorities. That has to be hard for them. They campaigned saying, “America is a land of freedom and opportunity — this we will end!” but it’s just not happening so easily.
I’m guessing we can expect some extraordinary measures to destroy America as we near November and the end of Democrat reign. Democrats already made swine flu in their Democrat labs of evil, but expect them to try and release an ever more virulent disease on us before the end of the year. Like the rage virus. Democrats have also made it clear that if an asteroid were about to strike the U.S., they’d be on the asteroid’s side. So keep an eye on any Democrats that head into space, as they may be trying to direct an asteroid at us.
And what about Democrats’ biggest allies: union thugs and squirrels? I would expect them to stir them up to cause as much damage as possible in the next year. It’s hard to know what they’re up to with how they’re always scampering about and watching us with their beady little eyes, but have your dog chase away either of them if you see them in your yard.
Democrats will be very angry if we reach 2011 and America is still around. If that happens, I’d expect numerous Daily Kos diaries to just be someone pounding their keyboard while screaming. Still, we should remind the Republicans that there should be no compromise on this issue. If Democrats are like, “How about we change this bill to only half-destroy America and we make it bipartisan?” Republicans should still be like, “No. Destroying America is bad, and you are bad.” I hate to be a one issue voter, but I have to draw the line on this. I won’t support any candidate who won’t hold the line and stand firmly against the destruction of America. Remember what Reagan said: “The most important thing we can do is protect America from those who wish to destroy it. We should also protect it from the Soviets.”
They still need to get some important work done to destroy the country. Cap and trade was to be the centerpiece of the downfall, but that’s getting screwed up because man-made climate change is such a crock. There is still the immigration card to play, which will be the most likely strategy this year. It’s not as effective as regulating all industry through carbon output, but still very damaging. It will be a lot easier to shout down those who are against amnesty by yelling “RACIST!” every time they try to make a point.
The Democrats aren’t alone in this. They have a lot of help in the media. From CNN, ABC, CBS, and MSNBC to NPR and Keith Olbermann, the collusion of the media in promoting a statist agenda that will, ironically, render them powerless, is unbelievable. With the entire house and one third of the senate up for grabs, the Dems need to come up with candidates that didn’t take bribes or sweetheart deals from real estate people. Of course, any and all Republicans will have scandals fashioned by the media, just like in 2006. Invented. Imagined. And with moves being made to allow inmates in prison to vote in Washington state, the ignorance factor must be considered. An uninformed and ignorant populace almost always votes for democrats. Because the media tells them to.
I can’t look upon Kos’s face without thinking, “This morning, Kos dispatched a letter to Admiral Yuri Padorin in which he announced his intention to fire his missiles upon the United States.” There are more than enough of those little buggers to man a Soviet submarine. Of course, they’d probably hit an iceberg and sink. Praise God for giving us Voltaire’s enemies as our enemies.
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this may not be the time and place to start my campaign to get squirrels recognized as non human persons. …. But I must speak out about the rampant anti-squirrelism in this post.
Squirrel-Americans are persons too!
Progressives will stand up for squirrel rights all day long, but don’t want them living in their neighborhood.
Rick, do you know why the Lord created squirrels? So .22 LRs would never become useless.
I spent a couple long hours catching a squirrel in a 3rd floor apartment once – got him in a shopping bag – walked 6 blocks to a park – let him out at the biggest tree in the park.
He ran out of the park and straight to the nearest apartment building.
At that point I decided to never again oppose the will of squirrels.
“candidate who won’t hold the line and stand firmly against the destruction of America.”
You mean like John McCain? I voted for the SOB, just based on him being a POW and a RINO. Even that is better than a commie.
Don’t worry, we’ll deal with the squirrels. We leave food out for them, and the neighborhood cats hang out in our yard and kill them. Sorry, Rick.
Where are the commie trolls to defend the skwerls? Shouting things like tailist and chirpa chirpa snick snick.
I heard present hussein was going to sign another executive order giving skwerls full citizenship and make it mandatory to dress them in weatherproof leather, at taxpayer expense of course. I find I like mine dressed in mushroom sauce.
FrankJ, I need you to put one of those little “share” buttons on these so that I can post it properly to my facebook, etc. Plus, you may get more readers from the free advertising.
“What to Expect from Democrats in the Next Year”
more of the same American hating crap they did last year.
In the immortal words of uber-commie Boris Badanoff, “Ees moose and squirrel!” The Obamites want to replace the boiled eagle with the squirrel as America’s symbol, it matches their persona. It is cautious, rabid, likes to store nuts in its cheeks and is, well, generally squirrely! But moose tastes better.
hahaha! I don’t know who you are, but every time I read this blog, I laugh harder than the last time. It makes me want to come back for the comic relief. Of course, I think the Republicrats are just as bad as the Demicans, but your insight and wit is hysterical.
If the Democrats are going to destroy America, I hope it’s through Cap and Trade. As soon as it passes, I’m buying as much cheep Idaho forest land I can get my hands on. I’ll clear cut the 1/10 of it and sell the timber for huge profit. I’ll then go back and plant trees for dear sweet Gia and collect tons of carbon credits. I’ll sell those carbon credits to the highest bidding toxic chemical plant and make bank!!! While the Democrats will be sending the rest of America to hell in a handbasket, I’ll be going there in a Bentley. Yay Capatalism!!!
They campaigned saying, “America is a land of freedom and opportunity — this we will end!”
Reminds me of my favorite slogan from last year:
Obama 2008! Because America is the greatest country on Earth. And he can Change that!
@Marko re: the quote ending #3 — the oxymoron that ended that really made my morning. Thank you!
Unfortunately I wish that was what Reagen said. We have been so focused on foreign threats the last few decades that the insurgent left has taken control of all the levers of government machinery, culture, media, and education.
If you want to know whoever isn’t yet joined their collectivism just listen to whoever they rant and rave and foam at the mouth over. Notice how its the military, conservative religions, and Rush Limbaugh. That’s about it. It really tells us how much power they have. Everyone else has joined or is submissive. While we were obsessed with with foreign conflicts we lost the war at home. We might have survived a hundred 9/11’s or even a soviet war. But we were never going to survive the liberal war on us while ignoring it.
At this point I think 10% of the population who are liberals are so deeply rooted in the western worlds daily workings that, its like when a patient has a huge tumor on a vital organ and trying to remove it would just kill the patient faster. I hope I am wrong. Maybe they will study history and learn why statist socialism always turns into fascism within a generation.
I, too, was taken aback by the squirrel smear. I expected better of you, Frank.
I’ll let you in on a secret. Don’t tell anybody and definitely do not post it anywhere on the internet but THE SQUIRRELS ARE WORKING FOR US. Yes. They are infiltrating all sorts of liberal institutions including the SEIU, the Nation Lawyers Guild, and a number of Girl Scout troops in Oklahoma. Ask yourself, why would an organization name itself ACORN? Hmm? And what has happened to that organization? Hmm? Precisely. It’s the squirrel equivalent of finding a horse’s head in your bed.
Bottom line, do not F with Big Grey. Let them do what they do best and hold on hard to your plausible deniability.