So does anyone understand what this G-20 stuff is? All I know is annually (I think annually) people get together and I have no idea what they talk about or accomplish there, but I know a bunch of hippies go crazy — like running around and randomly smashing stuff crazy. And they’re all too submoronic and incoherent to verbalize what they’re protesting — if any of them bother to try and put a reason behind it — so I still have no idea what’s going on (though probably still more of an idea than the protesters). Best I can tell, world leaders get together, drink cocktails, and chant the word, “G-20!” And “G-20” is this magic phrase which causes morons to go into a frenzy, and the world leaders watch the rampaging idiots and laugh and clap in amusement.
Anyone have a better explanation?
Basically, the G-20 is a conference of the 20 richest nations in the world.
The protesters are communists who think that the mere fact that there are 20 clearly identifiable wealthiest nations is proof of a crime against humanity.
G stands for “Gangsta”. Medvedev and others dress up as inner city “youths” and “sing” “happening” “tunes” that mock hippies for being “squares”, “cracka mofos” and “narcs”.
Sorry, I can’t explain this G-20 stuff.
But it’s a real tragedy that whatever the G-20 is, they aren’t using this golden opportunity to vaporize the hippies with laser armed dinosaurs. I mean, look at ’em! Hordes of mindless and unwashed hippies running around just daring the cops to take ’em out. But for some reason I can’t figure out, the cops just use tear gas and other non-lethal weapons. Dinosaurs have no such restraints, especially if you use carnivorous Allosauresses, T-Rexes and Velociraptors. Hell, they don’t even need lasers, they’ll just wade into the massed hippies and start eating them and ripping them apart. They aren’t even bothered by the rancid smell of massed hippies! They just chomp, chomp away making the world a better, less smelly world.
Law enforcement via carnovorous dinosaur, an idea whoose time has come.
The G-20 exists because Europeans (and American leaders who wish they were European) still think that sitting around in a room and talking about problems is equivalent to taking action and making the difficult decisions. I have no idea what the hippies are worried about since nothing EVER happens at a G-20 summit except a modest revenue increase for the ladies of the evening.
Even so, next time they are going to hire South Africans to chase away the hippie protesters by blowing on their vuvuzelas.
Well, the G3 tour is always pretty cool – I have no idea why someone would want to protest Steve Vai or Joe Satriani. I assumed the G20 was just a bigger tour with 17 more guitarists…if it is, does anyone have two tickets for sale?
I read somewhere George Bush started the G-20 to attract hippies to protest it so they can identify them and then put them into labor camps. The Hungry Hungry Hippies found out about his plan and decided to do the only thing they can do about it: protest it.
The G-20 may also be the Gang of 20 – a group of evil Republicans. They will fool the Democrats into believing they are obstructionists, similar to McCain’s gangs. Instead, they will do evil things like stealing candy from babies.
They will be led by U.S. Grant, George H.W. Bush, Oliver North, and professional wrestlers Stone Cold Steve Austin and Ric Flair.
I know what the G20 is; it’s the 10mm variant of a Glock.
So, hippies are rioting outside. Inside, European leaders are pushing for fiscal austerity while the US president is pushing hard for increased debt and government spending. It’s bizarro world, and none of them ever accomplish anything.
The only thing that makes sense is that the hippies protest and riot. They could actually do this in places where it might have some effect; however, the G39 (38? 39? whatever it takes) is only a blabfest, and liberals are chained to the idea that blabfests are important and critical.
The G-20 is where they keep the space critters who crashed in New Mexico.
I think it’s time they hold the G20 in some hellhole country, like Iran, Somalia, Sudan or Saudi Arabia. Not only are the smelly hippies not likely to travel top those countries, if they do and raise their usually smelly hell they’ll get their heads cut off. Heck, if we’re lucky they’ll decapitate the whole lot of G20 whatever they are. And the journalists covering it too. That’s a win-win for all.
The G-20 is like a big soccer game except there’s no ball and none of those freaking vuvuzelas.
20 people with the first name “Gary”.
@Proud — But it’s a real tragedy that whatever the G-20 is, they aren’t using this golden opportunity to vaporize the hippies with laser armed dinosaurs.
As long as I am not the one that has to clean up the dinosaur dung. Can you imaginge how bad that would smell with all those hippies in it?
It used to be fun. They would pick sides and Reagan and Gorbachev would have a knife fight tied at the wrists.
Pretty sure the G20 is a car produced by Infinity. Hippies hate luxury cars because they run on the really good gasoline.
I think it involves time warps. You will notice that the worst protesters are all wearing masks, how do we know they really aren’t from the planet of the apes? I wish someone would shout “NO” at the protesters and see if they all go crazy, got a buck that says they would. Also evidence for the time warp theory is this quite from joe biden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWzrF_Oyq8 he thought he was talking to bush but he was actually seeing the future and obama’s leadership at the G20 summit.
I think that the organizers and the hippies are part of the same evil plot. The G20 is a farce by which rich liberals from places like Europe and Canada (and one from Kenya!) meet and honor themselves at a prestigious meeting, while simultaneously encouraging the senseless rage of mindless hippies. The wannabe-dictators inside draw up plans for world government, and use the barbarian horde as a warning to the news-watching audience: obey our plans, or else, this is what anarchy will look like.
Notice that they always have the meeting in places like Canada and Seattle, where they know that the hippies will be given free rein. I would LOVE to see the next G20 meeting be held in the middle of Texas, preferably in a city with only one road in and out.
Oh, yeah. In Seattle, the “G” stood for “Grunge.” I don’t think there were 20, then, however. But there were about 20,000 hippies – easily.
(I got nothin’ much to add today. You all are so entertaining…)